Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, directed by cinematic mastermind John A. Davis, is a poignant tour de force of the middle class American zeitgeist in the post-9/11 Bush Jr. era. Rivaling the likes of Paul Thomas Anderson, Davis not only tells the story of a precocious genius-savant, but compels the audience to draw their own conclusions about the morally ambiguous plot.

Jimmy is an unreliable narrator. At times, he forwards a scathing commentary against the military state that exists in his home town. Other times, he displays great nationalistic pride, proclaiming his undying love for the state, and the warm security it provides. This dichotomy can confuse a more feeble-minded viewer (yes, probably you), but for those who have studied such narration schemes for years, this film is deeply stimulating.

Of course, the "state" I speak of is in fact an allegorical one, at least within the confines of the film's universe.

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I will ♥♥♥ on or in anything you want. Prices are negotiable but depend on if I need to travel or if there's any risk on said person you want me to ♥♥♥ on.

My loads are average, I don't have porn star balls. If you want a massive load you will have to pay extra so I don't ♥♥♥ for a few days.

ETHICS: There are no boundaries, I will ♥♥♥ on your grandma, grandkids or dead fathers ashes.

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I was fired from my job today. They wanted me in on Friday but I couldn't because of the beta. I told them I would come in Sunday to make up for it.

Then they extended the beta hours.

I didn't even bother calling in.

I normally would have but I just... I couldnt think of anything else but Phantasy Star Online 2. I have like, 200 missed phones calls. I tasted the progression. I got hooked. Now it's gone. They took it away from me. My storage boxes are so unorganized. My mag has no energy. I STILL HAD ITEMS TO APPRAISE! UNSPENT SKILL POINTS

MY LIFE IS FALLING APART REDDIT

MY WIFE LEFT ME

MY KIDS THINK I'M A LOSER

but they dont know im a level 30 cast ranger who unlocked the Dreamcast mag. Oh yes, if only they understood the gravity of the situation...

yyes, haha, thats all it takes...a little...convincing...ill show them!

I'LL SHOW ALL OF THEM

IM AN ARK FIRST RESPONDER!

I'VE BRAVED COUNTLESS EXPEDITIONS

I STOOD BESIDE MAXIMILION DOOD AT THE SHIPS GATE

"Man your such a ♥♥♥♥♥" a jock says to me. I laugh. "Well," I begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my Jean jacket, "like they say," everyone waits in anticipation, "you are what you eat." The jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, Obama is there, he gave me the medal of honor.

Decades ago, an evil rose from the shadows, invading every home of every christian American family. It shattered our good and healthy ways to live, ruthlessly dragging the young folk to an abbyss of filth, addiction and degeneration.

This evil is called video games.

Today, more and more people, calling themselves as "gamers" spend their lives in front of a screen, killing and torturing people for fun. Their eyes hurt and their fingers get tired, but they continue. "It is harmless", they say.

Gamers around the world reunite in "conventions" to talk about these vile creations that are videogames.

While this happens, more and more blood flows between our streets. More and more children and schools are covered with screams of despair. Despair of those who are victims of the gamer.

But we resist. We will not perish. We will PREVAIL!

ANTI GAMERS, RISE UP!

Is that... 😳

Oh no, it can't be, forget it ahah 😆

But maybe... 🤔

Is it possible that you are referring to the very popular manga and anime titled "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"? 🇯🇵

I know it's a bit of a strech, but I can't stop asking myself if this is the case. 😅

Sorry to bother you, have a nice day 😊

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AITA for kill Yakuza boss?
In Japan, heart surgeon.
Steady hand.
One day, Yakuza boss need new heart, I do operation.
But, mistake! Yakuza boss die!
Yakuza very mad.
I hide in fishing boat, come to America.
No English, no food, no money.
Darryl give me job, now i have house, American car, and new woman.
Darryl save life.
My big secret:
I kill yakuza boss on purpose.
I good surgeon.
The best!

you should get into bird of prey husbandry and get a falcon or an eagle. This could supplement your food budget as well as serve as self defense. Having a falcon kill a mugger by puncturing the offender's skull with its powerful talons would gain you respect with your peers.

You committed the ultimate cardinal sin, you got personal. You, as a team of professionals trying to make money, got personal. You got personal and decided to insult your playbase, calling us "ass-hats" and "freeloaders". Not a wise move. We won't forget this. You've set a new tone for the kind of interaction we'll be having with you. It's a cold one. One where there aren't any illusions about the reality of the situation. Previous notions of "family" are dead. We are mere consumers to you, and that is obvious. You have chosen to bring in a new era of hostility and bitterness. Well done. Great PR move.

IS 2B just the hottest female in ALL fiction or what... ?

Like, my wife is an hottie and an amazing person, but i am so weak that i would put our marriage in danger without regrets for my robot goddess. I feel like even if i was married to Yanet Garcia, Rihanna, Beyonce, or JLo... i would still gave up everything for this princess.

Yoko Taro has created the perfect female, and i can no go one night to bed before beating my meat to her. Damn!

What if... 🤔 😏 We were both cows 🐄 in Minecraft ⛏️🙈 and Steve gave us both wheat 😳🙊🌾??? Ahaha just joking....

... Unless??

That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rugby right there. None of that pansy ass ♥♥♥♥ tugging smile for the camera ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard core ♥♥♥♥ in the ass butterball foosball ♥♥♥♥ it chuck it game time ♥♥♥♥. Take it to the showers. ♥♥♥♥♥ get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Rugby is back baby.

I've noticed a few years back I have this strange obssesion with rocks. I started collecting them about 10 years ago. What ever Rock I came across I would pick up & take home with me. Lately I have been having dreams about them. My dreams consist of sexual experiences with my rock collection. I will not go to into dept what the dreams are about, all I can say is, they are very intimate. Anyway I've been dating a girl for a year and a half now and she doesent confront me about it, but I know she would like to get married. I know this because her friends informed me about it and I overheard her talking to her mother about it. Thing is, I'm in love with this one rock in my collection. It's so big & smooth and shiny. And it always makes me feel good. What should I do ?? I don't want to marry my girlfriend if I know I'm in love with my rock. It's not fair to her, it's not fair to me,and it's not fair to my rock.

tfw you expect doki doki but you get shudder

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you're going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.
Here's why:
Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol' American hot lead.
Basilisk? Let's see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren't looking at it--you're looking at a picture of it.
Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

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Lol kid only has 1100 hours in csgo! What a virgin

I hate weeaboos. I don't conisder myself a weeaboo, I'm actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I'm studying japanese, japanese history and I'm following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. ♥♥♥♥ YOU WEEABOOS

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop spamming my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phone at work. Like I'm making cotton candy for little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids and every seconds bzz bzz. And I'm like wtf could be causing my phone to vibe so much. Oh right it must be that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ group chat of pure autists.

Really? Did you seriously just call me a hanzo main you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥. First things first, I am a genji main, not hanzo you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. Second of all, your calling me a detriment to our team comp when we really need that 6th dps? *Anime *Blade. That's just my ult too. Also, just because I play CSGO and enjoy .stats drowsie (LOL) does not mean I'm an immature hanzo main. I'm very competitve minded for my age and hang out with Internethulk and surefour. So watch your mouth dumbass ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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Also we won
so theres that

Dear Ben,

We're sorry that Al is an idiot.

Sincerely,
The Polio Police Force

Dear Ben,

We're sorry that Al is an idiot.

Sincerely,
The Polio Police Force

+rep good trader

+Rep best trader!

+rep

+rep good traider

+rep fast and fair!!