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The average house cat has an erect penis of 21.2 (± 2.2) mm in length and 5.1 (± 0.5) mm in girth.
Let's round these to 2.1 cm in length and 0.5 cm in girth.
Source: pubmed
The average human has an erect penis of 13.2 cm in length and 11.66 cm in girth.
Let's round the girth to 11.6 cm.
Source: webmd
Now, let's do the calculation.
(13.2 + 2.1) / 2 = 7.65 cm in length (3.01 inches)
(11.6 + 0.5) / 2 = 6.05 cm in girth (2.38 inches)
The observant among you may have noticed a flaw in my reasoning. The penis to body ratio!
I believe a more accurate result would come with weight, but we have literally no way of knowing her weight so we'll use height instead.
According to gamerant, Neferpitou is 175 cm tall. This source is questionable but it's what we have to work with.
The average male household cat is 71.1 cm long while the average female can is 50.8 cm long.
Source: britannica
Neferpitou's gender is left ambigous so let's make it the average between the two.
(71.1 + 50.8) / 2 = 60.95 cm long
Now to calculate the size difference.
175 / 60.95 ≈ 2.87
21.2 x 2.87 = 60.844 mm
5.1 x 2.87 = 14.637 mm
Rounding them and turning them to cm makes the cat penis 6.08 cm long and 1.46 cm wide.
Now let's put them into the equation we used before!
(13.2 + 6.08) / 2 = 9.64 cm in length (3.79 inches)
(11.6 + 1.46) / 2 = 6.53 cm in girth (2.57 inches)
It would seem that cat's have their penis hidden in a "shethe" while flaccid so that is a possible flaccid size.
Let's calculate the human average flaccid to erect ratio.
The average flaccid penis size for a human is 9.16 cm in length and 9.31 cm in girth.
Source: webmd
9.16 / 13.2 ≈ 0.69 (nice)
9.31 / 11.6 ≈ 0.8
Now we simply have to multiply the erect values with the flaccid to erect ratio calculated above, to get the flaccid size.
9.64 x 0.69 ≈ 6.65 cm (2.61 inches)
6.53 x 0.8 ≈ 5.2 cm (2.04 inches)
AAAAAND WE'RE DONE!
Flaccid length: 6.65 cm (2.61 inches)
Flaccid girth: 5.2 cm (2.04 inches)
Erect length: 9.64 cm (3.79 inches)
Erect girth: 6.53 cm (2.57 inches)
Please inform me if you notice any methematical errors, thank you!
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Vegans don't eat dairy, semen is a protein containing substance from a mammal, that's very close to dairy. The fact that it comes from a mammal also means it's an "animal product" ... Sure you might not be hurting anyone, but does that seriously mean you would consider yourself a vegan if you swallowed semen? I don't mean any of this in offense, in anyway.. just wondered what the consensus was.