WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More- government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other profiles on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best of your life. TIC TOC

Hello team, I'd like to preface this message through making you guys aware of the fact that I am a high IQ player. Some of the things I'll do this game may seem irrational at the time - but I can assure you, every action that I take has a greater meaning, and unless you also have high IQ you'll probably not understand the "questionable" things I do in this game. In conclusion, do not speak to me like we are equals and there will be no problems, thank you.

You need to Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up right about now schmall son.

As I'm sure you are aware for centuries, the female body has been admired, it has been specified as art, as a thing of beauty. In modern day times, this beauty can be captured through photos and sent for easy viewing of this art. I realize there are negative connotations behind this act, now referred to as 'sending nudes' but you see this form of art happens regularly within friends, partners, and even strangers. With that being said, I humbly request that you allow me to gaze upon the masterpiece of art that you truly are.

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Comments how do you comment on pure IGNORANCE documented evidence since from b4 3000 BC for many different aliments we have to look at what potato does to people every day alcohol is almost not usable if driving domestic violence from consumption of a depressant alcohol yet legal MARIJUANA IS A PLANT you know those things we eat try smoking nutmeg and see how far you can fly or maybe some PITCHORY WEED the grasshoppers will eat that b4eating your lettuce greed is the basis of this Stalling tactics the 2nd of the deadly Sins and people are suffering having to drink alcohol cause there real medicine is deemed yeah bunch of murderers justify their sickness for greed

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im like a gamer muslim girl and like evry time i play roblox (its a rreal game shut up) everyone is like "show me ur tits" or "allahu akbar!!" but like i dont even kno what either of those mean (like wat???) but those arnt even the worst ones like they sometime say thing like "go back to isis" like thats very rude like my uncle is in isis and like i already visited him like a month ago so like why would i go again (like wat????) and like isis is pretty cool actually so like why do people ahte it?? also like when i play call of duty (im only 12 and my mom dosnt let me play im such a rebel XDD) ppl tell me to like turn off my voice changr and its like its my real voice how can i change it (like wat??) and lik they aslo say like "trump will kik you out" but like i support donald trump so like why would he kick me out (like wat??) anyway like it sucks to be a gamer muslim girl

how bout u go an ♥♥♥♥ off this thread then u peice of ♥♥♥♥ u think we need a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like u telling us about looking good who the ♥♥♥♥ are u take your worthless advice and get the ♥♥♥♥ out of her

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I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things.

It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

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41% phone battery? Sorry some of us have jobs and they die throughout the day you dumb mothercucker. I hope Trump gets rid of the fatboy NEETbux you're on so you starve to death you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

It's quite clear that OP's an AMD shill trying to convince you to settle on something less than The Way It's Mean to be Played™. Nvidia™ is the only real way to play games. We have seen recently that they offer incredible libraries for software developers like Nvidia Gameworks. He is probably too poor to afford the Nvidia Geforce Experience and can not afford to play any games The Way It's Mean To be Played™. Don't be a poor gamer with bad drivers and a huge power bill. Play games with the Geforce™ Experience™: The Way It's Mean To Be Played™

I tried one one time, it caused so much heat that it exploded. It also consumed so much power that it gave on an EMP and destroyed the rest of my computer. Nvidia™ also pioneered how useless GPGPU is with CUDA™. Years ago, everyone thought GPGPU, CUDA™, and OpenCL were the future. Now, Nvidia™ has removed those useless features from their GPUs and increased efficiency. Now you can save thousands a year in electricity thanks to Nvidia™ ensuring that useless features like GPGPU are "optimized" for gamers.

I will always buy Nvidia™ because I only play games The Way It's Meant to be Played™. Nvidia also pioneers innovative new technologies like PhysX™, Gameworks™ and the highest quality driver to ever grace Windows. When I boot up with a brand new Nvidia™ Geforce™, I can experience the game just like it's meant to be played. Nvidia™ also delivers a far more silkysmooth experience. Nvidia Geforce™ is also very power efficient. A graphic card is the most power hungry device in your house. Refrigerators, air conditioners, water heaters, dish washers, lights, etc all use significantly less power than a graphic card. Which is why Nvidia™ puts gamers first by ensuring that their gaming experience is of the highest quality while looking out for gamers by giving them the most value in their electrical bill. At this point in time, there's really no reasons to consider an AMD graphic card at all.

How do you live with yourself? Being so mentally deficient that you are physically incapable of an single original thought, that you have to copy paste ♥♥♥♥♥♥ internet memes? How sad. How pathetic. Why don't you kill yourself? If I were you, I'd honestly kill myself right now. Memes are an art. Memes take effort and artistic integrity to create, and you think you can just spam that stupid ♥♥♥♥ and pass it as a 'meme'. You don't know what MEMEING is. Every meme I've created is original, and actually funny, you don't know anything about harvesting memes. You're honestly a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deadset idiot, ruining the meme community for you own pathetic self indulgences. You seriously think this copypasta is funny? LOL you're a deadset ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mentally deficient ♥♥♥♥.

I've seen this copypasta at least 52 times before, I know I counted every single one, I have a photographic memory. I see it pasted everywhere by low life unoriginal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ such as yourself. And you know what, it isn't funny. I didn't even giggle. I didn't even smile a little bit. NOT EVEN A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LITTLE BIT. You could have got a psychologist to analyse my facial expressions and body language and they'd come up with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nothing. I am dead inside when I read your memes, and I have to listen to Evanescence to wake me up inside again. I had absolutely no emotion at the bottom of my soul, a part from disgust. I hate this meme ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, more than I hate that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ doge meme. You're probably like "doge meme is so funny le wow xDDD". ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ meme copying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ plebeian.

Astounding! You have managed to expend effort creating a non-random string of characters which usually convey meaning, yet your overall comment was ABSOULUTLEY POINTLESS! It is as though all of the industries of mankind were operated in reverse, with great will and endeavor being used to convert items of usefulness into worthless bare materials! you are the antithesis of all that is grand and great about mankinds capacity for thought and self-determination. You sir, are the mirror image of a meaningful entity, lower than base matter, lower than oblivion, because unlike the brutish deterministic plasma of the unreasoning cosmos, you CHOSE to be without value or worth. Or in the parlance of thine own ilk: LOL N0 UR GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11ONE!!!!!ELEVENTY!!!!11!

Yeah get a load of this guy over here. Dr. Knows ♥♥♥♥ About Copypasta. Let me tell you a bit about my background. I’ve been writing copypasta since I was in the 5th ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grade. I may have stopped being original years ago but believe me I know this ♥♥♥♥ inside out. I don’t know what the ♥♥♥♥ your problem is. Believe me when I tell you, I don’t have any patience for people who come into my life pretending to know ♥♥♥♥ about what goes on in my life. Think for a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moment before you come to me with this pedantic nonsense about copypasta. Have you ever been to /r/copypasta? seen my pasta collection? I sincerely doubt it. And even then you probably hadn’t completed your course at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ copypasta academy. I've been writing copypasta on reddit for almost two years and I can tell you I spent my time in the subreddit with the copypasta. I actually spent most of my time in the porn subreddit, but believe me, we had copypasta there, big hilarious ones. Please get ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

As a 13 year old children's right activist with an IQ of 141, I strongly disagree with your egregiously idiotic statement. I don't think YOU should been heard from/seen. I also dislike you immensely. That dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ statement was incredibly stupid, as are you. I think everyone lost some intelligence by taking their time to read that ♥♥♥♥ without responding. You are an ignorant adult that is unaware of the youth oppression that is occurring in society right now. Now go stand in a corner and cry as you think about how these are all true. The truth hurts, doesn't it, ♥♥♥♥♥? You got owned by a child.

I sexually Identify as an overused sexually identification copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spamming other users with my unfunny wall of text. People say to me that a person who does this is a laughable idiot and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having these words glued all over my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as an overused sexually identification copypasta as my preferred pronouns and respect my right to paste unfunny sexually identification copypastas to reddit in hope of receiving virtual internet points. If you can't accept me you're funny and mentally stable and need to check your choice of subreddits. Thank you for being so understanding.

LOL XDXDXDXDXD I JUST LITERALLY PEED MY PANTS JUST A LITTE THOUGH I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ HIGH FIVES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDD A BIG ONE xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY CRAP whatr the HECK WHATA FUDGE MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A CRAP XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD.

AAAAAAAAAH!!! Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day with these STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ want? For me to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say! You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, HAHAHA AMIRITE?" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ STOP IT you pathetic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you are such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer that I cannot even fathom how you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ memes? You ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addresses you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pieces of ♥♥♥♥♥. I'd spit in your faces

Kill yourself, this is a ♥♥♥♥ meme and yes you should feel bad. You have insulted your entire line of ancestors, literally the only thing that can make your situation better is to commit suicide. And even that will onlly redeem your small intestine, the rest of your body is still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autistic trash that cannot even be cleansed by god.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime it’s a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don’t worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn’t flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i’m really shy I don’t go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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If you're saying "meme family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Maymaydae, which includes things from rage comics to image macros to verticals.
So your reasoning for calling a joke a meme is because random people "call the funny ones memes?" Let's get reaction gifs and anime in there, then, too.
Also, calling someone a memer or a narwhal baconer? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A joke is a joke and a member of the meme family. But that's not what you said. You said a joke is a meme, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the meme family memes, which means you'd call dub checks, rage comics, and other things memes, too. Which you said you don't.
It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

Here's the thing. You said a "joke is a meme."
Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.
As someone who is a scientist who studies memes, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jokes memes. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

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