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uh this guy loves minors

My best friend is my bro, we have known each other since 4 and I’m 22 now.

We do almost everything together. Hell we even lost our virginity to two hookers at the same time.

But I want to know him better by going into the place he came from, his moms Vjayjay

I wanna get in there and feel it out nice and deep to know where my bro was for 9 months

I just wanna stick it in there and leave it for an hour

How can I ask him?

I'm relaxing lol. lying down in bed naked eating some crisps. scratching my balls occasionally and eating the crisps with the same hand. cos i can't lie .. idgaf 😂😂😂

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU
FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
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ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Because your the best friend any person can have. (: Post this to 1O people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU
FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
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ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Because your the best friend any person can have. (: Post this to 1O people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU
FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete*
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ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. Because your the best friend any person can have. (: Post this to 1O people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend

Spanksgiving👋🏻🦃🌽 is right around the corner you dirty slut😈😏😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🎩🏃 or a naked native¿¿👹😵✊This thanksgiving 👏🙏 make sure you stuff that 😻♥♥♥♥♥🙀🐱 right like a phat turkey🦃🍆😏and you sluts🙆🏼👅👄 make sure you give that🦃turkey🐔 a good👍🏼👌🏼ole jerky✊🏻 and get ready 🤗😎 to give😏🙄😘 OR receive😍😫 thanks🍑Send this text ❗️▶️ to the ten sluts😈😽💦you’re most thankful for! If not, you gon gain 30 pounds on thanksgiving 😳😱If you get 10 back😮🤔🤑 you are one baddd turkey stuffer🍆💦🌽

Spanksgiving👋🏻🦃🌽 is right around the corner you dirty slut😈😏😛 R u a sexy lil pilgrim?😈🎩🏃 or a naked native¿¿👹😵✊This thanksgiving 👏🙏 make sure you stuff that 😻♥♥♥♥♥🙀🐱 right like a phat turkey🦃🍆😏and you sluts🙆🏼👅👄 make sure you give that🦃turkey🐔 a good👍🏼👌🏼ole jerky✊🏻 and get ready 🤗😎 to give😏🙄😘 OR receive😍😫 thanks🍑Send this text ❗️▶️ to the ten sluts😈😽💦you’re most thankful for! If not, you gon gain 30 pounds on thanksgiving 😳😱If you get 10 back😮🤔🤑 you are one baddd turkey stuffer🍆💦🌽

My best friend is my bro, we have known each other since 4 and I’m 22 now.

We do almost everything together. Hell we even lost our virginity to two hookers at the same time.

But I want to know him better by going into the place he came from, his moms Vjayjay

I wanna get in there and feel it out nice and deep to know where my bro was for 9 months

I just wanna stick it in there and leave it for an hour

How can I ask him?

My best friend is my bro, we have known each other since 4 and I’m 22 now.

We do almost everything together. Hell we even lost our virginity to two hookers at the same time.

But I want to know him better by going into the place he came from, his moms Vjayjay

I wanna get in there and feel it out nice and deep to know where my bro was for 9 months

I just wanna stick it in there and leave it for an hour

How can I ask him?

Gomenasai, my name is Randy-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Gomenasai, my name is Randy-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Gomenasai, my name is Randy-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

Gomenasai, my name is Randy-Sama.

I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!

My best friend is my bro, we have known each other since 4 and I’m 22 now.

We do almost everything together. Hell we even lost our virginity to two hookers at the same time.

But I want to know him better by going into the place he came from, his moms Vjayjay

I wanna get in there and feel it out nice and deep to know where my bro was for 9 months

I just wanna stick it in there and leave it for an hour

How can I ask him?

I was driving with a friend
I grab his leg instead of the gearstick
We both laugh and I unzip his pants
I park the car while fondling with his balls, my friend is laughing because he knows it's a joke and we're just friends
I start sucking his ♥♥♥♥ and was about to choke on it because I'm laughing so hard
My friend is also laughing his ass off, he starts making train noise while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB CHOO CHOO"
He then ♥♥♥♥ and then I swallow it all and kiss him while both laughing cuz we know it's a joke.
Gotta love making jokes with my friends bro.

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
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”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@　　　　⊂（ﾟДﾟ⊂⌒） NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII.

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE

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| KAWAII TRUCK | ‘|”“”;.., ___.
|_…_…______===|= _|__|…, ] |
”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@　　　　⊂（ﾟДﾟ⊂⌒） NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAII.

I want to ♥♥♥♥ a cheeseburger. Just having that cheesy goodness melt all around my ♥♥♥♥ would make me feel at ease with the world again. Being able to ♥♥♥ inside a dead cow makes me feel so alive. I’ve been banned from 231 McDonald’s for public masturbation. Whenever I see an ad for McDonalds I get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horny. God I want to ♥♥♥♥ a cheeseburger. I don’t even care if it’s in public, blowing that cheeseburgers meaty goodness out the other side is what gives me hope.

Ramen on the chain with the V cut! 🖖 Filled with chemicals keep your mouth shut!🤐 But it tastes so good I can’t resist!😋 Cheap and quick it’s high on my food list! 📋 Noodles and the spice comfort my soul! 🍜 Makes my belly warm, want one more bowl! 🍲

Ramen on the chain with the V cut! 🖖 Filled with chemicals keep your mouth shut!🤐 But it tastes so good I can’t resist!😋 Cheap and quick it’s high on my food list! 📋 Noodles and the spice comfort my soul! 🍜 Makes my belly warm, want one more bowl! 🍲

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I'M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

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i-i let my boifwiendu do a cummy ♥♥♥ in my boipucccwie~!!!

and he didn't wear a boicondom O////O

i is too young to be a boimother >///<

♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）

and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧

but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´□｀●)・

a-a-and then when he's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my boipucccwie-wucie i-if he want to ♥♥♥ in me too then i has to get my boiboyfriend to ♥♥♥ in me and THEN we can ♥♥♥ together in one boipucccwie-wucie

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RANDY POOP ***** BUTTHOLE

My girlfriend has a kink for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on people. I said no at first but she ended up convincing me later on because of how much I love her. Fast forward to last night. I’m laying in the bathtub, holding my breath, and she squats right above my body. I expected to feel some warm logs of human feces plop firmly onto my chest. Instead I got my entire body sprayed down by hot diarrhea. I have never seen her orgasm that quickly or intensely. Her whole body immediately began shaking and she had to grip the walls of the shower to keep herself upright as she kept going. The spray got all over my face and in my hair too. It was the most horrifying thing that’s ever happened to me. I started screaming and she asked me what was wrong. I told her that I didn’t say she could have ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ diarrhea on me. I started throwing up in the bathtub and immediately turned on the shower head. We haven't talked much recently as things have become extremely awkward after. What should I do?

>.< hewwoooo!!! I am a gecko tehee uwu OwO..... I-i-i-i kinda like u >.< wags my cute little tail oWo i wanna see ur throbbing meat scepter >_< >.< wags tail faster. Y-y-you don't like me? >.< grabs ur ♥♥♥♥ anyways cuz i want it so badly UwU ill make it quick i swear. starts stroking ur fat ♥♥♥♥ OwO starts sucking it i love the way ur ♥♥♥♥ tastes u cutie >.< strokes ur ♥♥♥♥ faster and makes u ♥♥♥ all over my lizard face >.< UwU your ♥♥♥ tastes so salty giggles and gets back on ur ♥♥♥♥

My earth shattering enormous nuts are the eighth wonder of the world. Testicular scientists have been absolutely flummoxed by the sheer magnitude of my ballsack. I once went to go get my nuts checked for cancer and when the doctor asked me to unzip my pants so he could check for lumps my ballsack rolled out like the 2011 Tōhoku earthquake and tsunami and crushed him to death. The judge and jury tried to convict my balls for manslaughter but they could not find a jail cell big enough to contain my manhood. My life has been ruined. I have tried to get ball reduction surgery but there is no scalpel sharp enough to pierce the 20mm thick reinforced structure of my sack. I cannot walk down the street without men and women (my balls are not sexist) going into convulsions at the mere sight of my gravity bending bulge. I have begged God to answer me in my time of darkness, but he has shunned me with a cruel silence, forever mocking me with the curse of fat nutsackitis.

When I was in 3rd grade, I was obsessed with the sound that comes from slapping my ♥♥♥♥ side to side. Basically, you have to rapidly twist your torso back and forth, propelling the penis to and fro, creating that slapping effect (you have to be buck naked). I even once thought of forming a ♥♥♥♥-slapping gang; whenever we beat up somebody, we would throw him on the ground, surround him, strip naked, and torment him with our ♥♥♥♥ slapping noises. That sound is so perfect and crisp that I also thought of using it as a means of communication. Please don’t make fun of me for this because I was young and it was a long time ago. Thank you.

So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her.

I used to play Fortnite all night. No sleep! But ever since Obama told me to try Raid Shadow Legends for free, I am addicted. This game is a game. It has graphics. It has characters. Best of all it has a loot box mechanic to enhance my experience even more by adding another exciting chance based layer to the game! Two week ago I spend all my money becoming a Raid Shadow Legend. Now I live in a dumpster outside a McDonald’s with free WiFi. At night I sneak into the McDonald’s like my new raccoon dad, Stripey, taught me to do so I can charge my phone. Through the cracked screen I am still perpetually amazed by the graphics of this game... they look so real! Thank you Obama, you truly changed my life!

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Overall: Another average one. 7/10. She has a LOT of content for the price you pay. I subscribed for $5 while she had a sale on, which I would say is definitely worth it, but I wouldn’t pay anymore than that based on what you get. I’d say her page is more about fantasy than easy porn to jack off to. It’s hard to find anything revealing enough to get off over on her page… but her role-plays are fun and her page is pretty interactive overall.

Quality of content: She’s very creative and has a gorgeous body. Always dressing up in sexy outfits and playing different “roles” and characters. She also films a lot of content with other Onlyfans girls, but most of it is very tame and could easily be classed as “glamour modelling” rather than any kind of porn. Doesn’t show her ♥♥♥♥♥ unless you pay extra.

Would I resubscribe: For $5, yes probably, mainly because I’ve still got so much content to get through and I don’t think 1 month will be enough time.

Look, I'm tired of people like you. We play competitive to play serious and get better. Hence why it's called competitive. We all have fun taking the game seriously, knowing we will get better and win. But then there's like you who troll and don't take anything seriously. It's retarded when it's your rank up game that YOU earned but then dumbasses like this ruin it for you, and you have to start all over again just because your group of 4 people was missing 1. I can win 7 games in a row and finally reach silver elite master, until this tool hops into OUR competitive environment. I wish I could get more than 40 kills each game to make up for 's like this who get 8 frags at best. You could go play any other game, but you decide to ruin a competitive enviornment, and ruin the experience for 9 other people. Jesus christ, go play volleyball or something, .

>.< hewwoooo!!! I am a gecko tehee uwu OwO..... I-i-i-i kinda like u >.< wags my cute little tail oWo i wanna see ur throbbing meat scepter >_< >.< wags tail faster. Y-y-you don't like me? >.< grabs ur ♥♥♥♥ anyways cuz i want it so badly UwU ill make it quick i swear. starts stroking ur fat ♥♥♥♥ OwO starts sucking it i love the way ur ♥♥♥♥ tastes u cutie >.< strokes ur ♥♥♥♥ faster and makes u ♥♥♥ all over my lizard face >.< UwU your ♥♥♥ tastes so salty giggles and gets back on ur ♥♥♥♥

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Overall: Another average one. 7/10. She has a LOT of content for the price you pay. I subscribed for $5 while she had a sale on, which I would say is definitely worth it, but I wouldn’t pay anymore than that based on what you get. I’d say her page is more about fantasy than easy porn to jack off to. It’s hard to find anything revealing enough to get off over on her page… but her role-plays are fun and her page is pretty interactive overall.

Quality of content: She’s very creative and has a gorgeous body. Always dressing up in sexy outfits and playing different “roles” and characters. She also films a lot of content with other Onlyfans girls, but most of it is very tame and could easily be classed as “glamour modelling” rather than any kind of porn. Doesn’t show her ♥♥♥♥♥ unless you pay extra.

Would I resubscribe: For $5, yes probably, mainly because I’ve still got so much content to get through and I don’t think 1 month will be enough time.

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Recently i've noticed there has been an abnormal increase in people spamming big chunks of texts that makes no sense on other people's profiles, they call it a pasta something or idrk, what even does a big chunk of text has to do with a type of Italian food that is typically made from an unleavened dough of durum wheat flour (semolina) mixed with water or eggs, and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking. It's not funny guys. stop it, you're wasting everyone's time, imagine how the people that took 5 minutes out of their day just to read it feels about it ... not to mention how unbelievably childish it is to just drop a random big chunk of text on someone's profile, it's the internet equivalent of ringing someone's door bell and running away. very rude and not cool to do guys. so yeah, please spread this message guys. and just.. stop spamming people's profiles with big chunks of text.