Recent reviews by Urdeu

Johnny Test

Where do they poop

Been playing this game for almost a decade. Sad to see it's life cycle coming to an end. Recommend.

This game was a godsend for my broken, troubled, and outright detestable standard of life, at least before I was gifted by a friend as a "joke". I find it absolutely disappointing that ANYONE would find humor or irony in such a life-altering, positive experience. Before Secret of the Magic Crystals, my arteries were clogged, my brain was held hostage by the narcotic vices of our troubled society. I weighed 547 lbs, and could no longer feel. I wanted nothing more than for my life to transition into sweet nothingness. Now, however, I weigh a healthy 170 lbs, work out daily, have a lovely wife and three beautiful children, all of whom enjoy this masterpiece as much as I do. Highly recommend for anyone at the bottom of their lowest low, it sure helped me.