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10 people found this review helpful
443.6 hrs on record (73.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>Be me
>two others with me
>Geared the ♥♥♥♥ out. Running around to find guns and all the tourture euqipment we can.
>Find Multiple fresh spawns
>They see us
>The fear has filled their bodies as the understand we are the bandits from the hell town Kambiwobo
>GameOn.jpg
>Charge at them with raging voices and speed demanding that they halt and face us like men.
>They cower in fear as we procede to Handcuff them.
>Unseen Fresh Spawn Coward charges at unaware companion
>Knockout.exe
>I hear the crys of my fallen comrade
>I see in anger as new ♥♥♥ quickly grabs his gear
>PrepareYourBody.gif
>My M4 takes no mercy in this poor mans life or well being
>♥♥♥♥ ruined handcuff keys. Oh Well
>Forget the keys and begin the game show with TRIVIA!
>After multiple questions it is clear that one new spawn has more brains and imaginations that the other 2 new ♥♥♥♥.
>The other two relize its all over
>One makes a break for it as the other loses the ability to walk by my gun.
>Turn and laugh at the hope this man has for freedom
>Mosin round straight to the back of the cranium
>Turn back, and bandage poor cripple to ensure long life.
>Help winner escape from cuffs and walk away as now poor cribble crawls his way to what he belives is the best way to end his pain
>Go to elektro to just be pinned down in a firefight and only my pants taken from me as a new spawn KO's me from behind.

10/10
Posted 30 March, 2014.
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