I caught this guy banging my boyfriend last week. I’m still pissed off about it but there’s nothing I can do. My bf loves him. I knew he was acting weird because he kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on his shirt. During sex he’d scream to give him my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find him getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had my bfs hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold gay pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks my boyfriend's heart one day like my boyfriend broke mine.