Recent reviews by zook

I like coffee in my coffee hole

You start with a rock and it is your ticket to survival. You beat trees for their wood with this rock. You beat rocks with a rock for their rocks. You beat naked, cold and scared individuals with the rock for their stuff. Eventually you will upgrade your tools and build a base. Most likely you've long thrown the rock over a cliff, maybe at a player, or stuffed it in a box to be #foreveralone and under-appreciated. Bloodstained. Chipped. Forgotten.

But the rock will have it's vengeance. Because you're base will be destroyed by hordes of people who can't legally purchase booze (probably can't even legally drive yet) while you are asleep inside. Kill you in your slumber, steal all your ♥♥♥♥ (except the stupid rock of course) and break up the place. You will awake on a distant beach initially confused while the dread sets in from realizing you've been sacked like McDonald's when they're cooking Mcribs. Lo and behold, equipped again with your trusty rock, the cycle repeats. You only hope to do a little better next time.

Gather resources, cover your dongle (optional), build a base, beef it up, get not dead. Hear screeching and read the witty banter of youth in chat while people all around you get betrayed. Its a good time