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77.4 hrs on record (76.9 hrs at review time)
10/10, worth both the wait and money
Posted 15 September, 2025.
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0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
worst game i played in ages. reminds me of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ squad clone that came out 5 years ago and didn't even last one day. 30fps is what i'm getting on 3060+ryzen5 5600. Game is bland and awful. Mechanics are there but they are not done. Half of the team gets team-killed 1 minute into the round.

would've refunded it if i bought it.
Posted 31 January, 2025.
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12.5 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Идея отличная - исполнение так себе. (пока что)
Напоминает релиз The Day Before. Только если в первую я вообще не смог войти и играть, то в этой я смог завершить целый раунд.
Короче:
Хорошая база для игры, но нужно ждать ОЧЕНЬ много патчей прежде чем покупать.
Урон по противникам проходит через секунду-две, у многих людей проблемы с производительностью (хотя меня не затронуло), кидает на абсолютно случайные сервера, в большинстве случаев пинг разнится от 50 до 500 (именно до 500).
Летающие "куски" зомби, пайп-бомбы которые не работают, взрывные баллоны которые то появляются, то пропадают после того как ты их кинул.

EDIT: я бл*ть обожаю эту игру даже в этом состоянии.
Posted 22 October, 2024. Last edited 22 October, 2024.
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8.4 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Played the game while it was free to download on itch but the steam launch gave us some new features, and it's an incredible growth for a game that seemed like a tech-demo that would be forgotten a week after it's initial release on itch.

Honestly, one of the best top-down roguelikes (rogue-lites) that i've ever played! Love the way the dev implemented window synchronisation, and it is SEAMLESS. Hell, i can only imagine what a hard work that was!

Absolutely reccomend this game to anyone. For a game that costs around 10 Piece Mcnuggets from McDonalds, it's an absolute banger!

Would love to hear that this is not the end of the game developement and it's gonna get updates in the future!

SPOILERS:
bastion is op as f torcado please don't fix.
Posted 23 February, 2024. Last edited 23 February, 2024.
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0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
hell no, they promised us an open-world survival MMORPG. they delivered us a fresh pile of ♥♥♥♥ masked as a tarkov clone with zombies.
refunded
Posted 7 December, 2023. Last edited 8 December, 2023.
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12.0 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
господи, благослови parashu.
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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19.2 hrs on record
> spend 50 minutes getting to the last stage

> die to stacked lemurians in one hit.

> excellent game
Posted 22 November, 2023.
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59.6 hrs on record (45.2 hrs at review time)
Celeste is the first game that i decided to do a 100% on. (except golden strawberries past a4 and all b/c versions cause ♥♥♥♥ that i aint crazy)
Farewell was quite a stretch, but it wasnt anything impossible.
I highly reccomend this game to anyone who seeks for a chill hardcore game.
EDIT: actually i am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy and i did all the golden strawberries on b/c levels
Posted 12 May, 2023. Last edited 11 February, 2024.
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22.3 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
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Posted 29 November, 2022.
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