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166 people found this review helpful
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121.2 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
I don't think another game will ever release again without a vocal minority of manchildren throwing a tantrum and crying like babies because a game didn't meet their delusional expectations.

The main points these self-victimizing neeks are crying about:
A). The stamina bar
B). Perceived lack of ragdolling zombies and zombies having a falling animation
C). 'Floaty' parkour & fighting

A). The stamina bar is not a new addition to the game. It was in the last game. The only difference is now you loose stamina while climbing, which is more realistic, and balances the mid-game spidermanification that happens with progression.

B). Zombie's *do* ragdoll. Not as much or in quite the same way as the first game, but it's not like they don't at all. Zombie's also had the same kind of falling animation in the first game, and was prone to the same 'glitch' of it triggering awkwardly, literally still happens in DL1. That said I haven't encountered the glitch once in the 6 odd hours I've spent in game.

C). The parkour was *always* floaty, and has massively improved from the first game. The fighting is waaay better in DL2. Turn your sensitivity down and make sure you set your audio settings appropriately for whatever you're listening on.

I just replayed DL not 6 months ago, and DL2 surpasses expectations imo. Any sort of issues people are having is due to them not having a good enough computer to run the game or just fragile manchildren crying for the sake of it. The dev's also kept adding bug fixes and content to DL for years after the fact, so I'm sure DL2 will only get better with time.

'Gamers' are such an entitled bunch of whiny c*nts.
/rant
Posted 4 February, 2022.
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93.9 hrs on record (31.6 hrs at review time)
Great game, gun play is tight, graphics are great. I have yet to encounter anybody who was definitely hacking and I honestly think most instances are misattributed to the overall higher average KD in BF compared to other shooters, and the game-y tactics veteran's of the franchise are more liklely to be familiar with vs a new player. don't get me wrong I'm sure there are hackers, like any game, but no where near the amount some people make it to be like.

I've been a fan of battlefield since BF4 and I think V is an excellent addition to the franchise.
full disclosure: I liked hardline too lol

please PTFO
Posted 14 March, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
9.1 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I feel like Ive been waiting for this game forever
Posted 11 November, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
82.2 hrs on record (20.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I can't express how much I enjoy this game. The A-Life simulation is top notch. The particle simulation is the best I've seen on this scale. The game is highly moddable and the dev is really receptive to feedback.

If you enjoy sims like The Powder Toy, or a-life like Gridworld this is a real treat.
Posted 11 June, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
29.0 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
impossible to play without 10+ people. economy is borked.
Posted 19 December, 2019.
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166.6 hrs on record (65.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Easily going to get hundreds- if not thousands- of hours of fun. Two weeks ago people didnt even know this game existed, two weeks from today this game will easily be one of the best games on the market.

If you're indecesive just wait until then to make your decesion, but I'm confident this game is going to be a masterpiece.

Edit: I was mistaken.
Posted 22 December, 2018. Last edited 23 July, 2019.
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24.6 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
Edit: Jason has made a number of seriously disrespectful comments to members of the community, I can't support him anymore.
Posted 9 November, 2018. Last edited 8 August, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
126.0 hrs on record (108.6 hrs at review time)
Amazing game. Wish I could afford to actually play it the way it's supposed to be expirenced

(Paradox hates their fans apparently)
Posted 9 June, 2017.
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663.7 hrs on record (590.7 hrs at review time)
It's a decent game, I guess.
Posted 5 February, 2017.
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