mr. nice
Ulysse R.
Luxembourg, Luxembourg
ima' random noob on laptop 60hz 4g connection, stuck low rank because of people like you... who cares? Enjoy my 2016 photo. Im drunk. I got a life, why waste time on this game like i did many years ago...

enjoy my main 16y+ account (4k+ hours on 1.6 and csgo). Deal with it. I can give you a <3, keep satisfying my ego, im enjoying it, im god <3 <3 <3

When i'm spinning out of control : 12y+ steam account, serious amateur 2006-2009, 3k+ hours on cs 1.6, small sponsors, few lans. (9y ago)
When i got rekt : playing for fun, old memories, not focused, 0 ♥♥♥♥♥ given. feeding from your tears :)


10/2017: finally bought again a blue switch keyboard and mouse (G403) recently, nostalgy hit backs... lets play a few game :D I dont plan to play more seriously, i'll stop again very soon. I'm a french guy that had traveled a lot, i am actually living in Belgium for only 2 years.
04/2017: hahahaha ! Cant beleive i'm still called cheater after 2 years without touching cs on a decent connection with my computer. Continue, don't stop satisfying my ego pls :) ! (for oldschoolers; i've dropped my account into lowbob rank trying to play a few times early 2015 with high ping on 4G+wifi).
04/2017: 11years+ steam account, 3K+ hours on cs 1.6 (i was serious amateur 2006-2009, had teams with small sponsors, done a few lan, no podiums). .
Since 2009 (studies, etc..) played only for fun by period until 2014. Never got hooked on cs:go despite playing it a few times, 1.6 was the king. Completly stopped played until mid-march 2017: decent connection, some time to loose, everybody is on cs:go, lets discover this game.
05/2015: csgo is less sensitive to lags but sometimes popping 1m backward due to the 4g connection + wifi. In 1.6 its permanent lagging, net graph 2 zigzag, no choke but there is loss... and i'm still spinning your head right round right round ! (Or epic fail, i'm still in my memories where i can easily hs every enemy on my screen)
04/2015: playing on laptop (screen 60hz, keyboard stuck on screen, 90°C 1cm under the left hand) with 4G modem linked in wifi...
09/2014: Je pars en mission au Luxembourg du 12/2014 au 12/2015, je prends pas le pc fixe pour play :/ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ NO GTA V.
En attendant, je ne serai plus chez moi à partir d'octobre, donc jsuis suceptible de beaucoup moins play entre octobre-novembre.
Après je serai la pour vous saucer le fion.
12/2013: 6mois sans play on me traite de cheater sur 1.6.. so good
06/2013: ok j'ai buy le screen ;)
Je suis pas mort. Je perd pas de skill. Je suis un dieu. 1.6/GO
05/2013:Je play un peu sur ma télé, 81" a 30cm de la gueule.
Les fps sont injouables, temps de réponse, latence, enfin... la merde quoi.
Donc quand je me serai décidé à lacher de la thune pour un écran ce sera begood pour cs.
03/2013: mon ecran est mort.. lcd 19" 4/3 1280*1024... bref je peux pas jouer avant que je trouve autre chose. Si mon status est "looking to play" c'est begood.
11/2012: stop geek
10/2012: Merci fanclub 1.6 . Avec 10h/month de cs on me traite encore de cheater, meme en pickup. Continuez de nourrir mon ego, j'aime \o/
10/2012: Bon shootmania c'est bien beau mais avec 10k players on passe 2h a play sur 5h de seek. Allez jvai tater du cs go, seek HIGH TEAM!
07/2012: Je suis dans la linup Redbyte Shootmania. ( pas cs 1.6 )


PS: je n'ai rien a cacher derrier un profil private etc...


e-sport career:
Player CS 2005-2009!
click.HS : 2006-2008
LANBOX pingou : saison 2008-2009


Depuis 2009 je ne joue plus sérieusement, seulement pour tripper à l'occasion.
On m'a volé mon premier compte steam, les records des temps de jeux ne sont pas exhaustifs (principalement pour cs 1.6).
(my genuine account of 2005 was stolen with 1.5k hours on it, then i used this one)

Membre Exia-Lan Bordeaux 2009-2011 ( organisation 1 - 2 lans par an )
GA 2009 2010 2011
15aine de lan à mon actif (pas uniquement en player 1.6), no podium

ima' random noob on laptop 60hz 4g connection, stuck low rank because of people like you... who cares? Enjoy my 2016 photo. Im drunk. I got a life, why waste time on this game like i did many years ago...

enjoy my main 16y+ account (4k+ hours on 1.6 and csgo). Deal with it. I can give you a <3, keep satisfying my ego, im enjoying it, im god <3 <3 <3

When i'm spinning out of control : 12y+ steam account, serious amateur 2006-2009, 3k+ hours on cs 1.6, small sponsors, few lans. (9y ago)
When i got rekt : playing for fun, old memories, not focused, 0 ♥♥♥♥♥ given. feeding from your tears :)


10/2017: finally bought again a blue switch keyboard and mouse (G403) recently, nostalgy hit backs... lets play a few game :D I dont plan to play more seriously, i'll stop again very soon. I'm a french guy that had traveled a lot, i am actually living in Belgium for only 2 years.
04/2017: hahahaha ! Cant beleive i'm still called cheater after 2 years without touching cs on a decent connection with my computer. Continue, don't stop satisfying my ego pls :) ! (for oldschoolers; i've dropped my account into lowbob rank trying to play a few times early 2015 with high ping on 4G+wifi).
04/2017: 11years+ steam account, 3K+ hours on cs 1.6 (i was serious amateur 2006-2009, had teams with small sponsors, done a few lan, no podiums). .
Since 2009 (studies, etc..) played only for fun by period until 2014. Never got hooked on cs:go despite playing it a few times, 1.6 was the king. Completly stopped played until mid-march 2017: decent connection, some time to loose, everybody is on cs:go, lets discover this game.
05/2015: csgo is less sensitive to lags but sometimes popping 1m backward due to the 4g connection + wifi. In 1.6 its permanent lagging, net graph 2 zigzag, no choke but there is loss... and i'm still spinning your head right round right round ! (Or epic fail, i'm still in my memories where i can easily hs every enemy on my screen)
04/2015: playing on laptop (screen 60hz, keyboard stuck on screen, 90°C 1cm under the left hand) with 4G modem linked in wifi...
09/2014: Je pars en mission au Luxembourg du 12/2014 au 12/2015, je prends pas le pc fixe pour play :/ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ NO GTA V.
En attendant, je ne serai plus chez moi à partir d'octobre, donc jsuis suceptible de beaucoup moins play entre octobre-novembre.
Après je serai la pour vous saucer le fion.
12/2013: 6mois sans play on me traite de cheater sur 1.6.. so good
06/2013: ok j'ai buy le screen ;)
Je suis pas mort. Je perd pas de skill. Je suis un dieu. 1.6/GO
05/2013:Je play un peu sur ma télé, 81" a 30cm de la gueule.
Les fps sont injouables, temps de réponse, latence, enfin... la merde quoi.
Donc quand je me serai décidé à lacher de la thune pour un écran ce sera begood pour cs.
03/2013: mon ecran est mort.. lcd 19" 4/3 1280*1024... bref je peux pas jouer avant que je trouve autre chose. Si mon status est "looking to play" c'est begood.
11/2012: stop geek
10/2012: Merci fanclub 1.6 . Avec 10h/month de cs on me traite encore de cheater, meme en pickup. Continuez de nourrir mon ego, j'aime \o/
10/2012: Bon shootmania c'est bien beau mais avec 10k players on passe 2h a play sur 5h de seek. Allez jvai tater du cs go, seek HIGH TEAM!
07/2012: Je suis dans la linup Redbyte Shootmania. ( pas cs 1.6 )


PS: je n'ai rien a cacher derrier un profil private etc...


e-sport career:
Player CS 2005-2009!
click.HS : 2006-2008
LANBOX pingou : saison 2008-2009


Depuis 2009 je ne joue plus sérieusement, seulement pour tripper à l'occasion.
On m'a volé mon premier compte steam, les records des temps de jeux ne sont pas exhaustifs (principalement pour cs 1.6).
(my genuine account of 2005 was stolen with 1.5k hours on it, then i used this one)

Membre Exia-Lan Bordeaux 2009-2011 ( organisation 1 - 2 lans par an )
GA 2009 2010 2011
15aine de lan à mon actif (pas uniquement en player 1.6), no podium

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GG
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+rep
nice guy
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+rep thank you for the game
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let's keep the streak going, don't forget to add me!
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+rep,the goat
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dolbaeb :steamfacepalm: