Recent reviews by Muffin

gr8 gam 20/20

CRINGY REVIEW WARNING

Well look no further, we have the product for you!

Dark Souls 3 is a sequel to the previously popular Dark Souls franchise wich is known to be incredibly "hard". My experience with this game has been very good so far..



Side effects might include:

- Loss of social life/social skills,
- Homicidal tendencies,
- Suicidal tendencies,
- Hoarding,
- Sudden death,
- Addiction,
- Being disowned by your parental guardians,
- Back pain,
- Molding into the couch/chair,
- Headache,
- Bugs,
- Heart Attack,
- Seizures,
- Stroke,
- Mental Impairment,
- High Blood Pressure,
- Depression,
- Cancer or Autism,
- ...


But not to worry!
There are some good side effects such as:

- Beautiful graphics,
- Amazing atmosphere,
- Legendary gameplay/combat,
- Much loot,
- Mob and character diversity,
- Many diffrent classes,
- Feeling of relief when finding a Bonfire,
- Positive vibes,
- Great music/soundtrack,
- ...

No but seriously go buy it's really good.. I personally haven't encountered any crashes or game-breaking bugs just a few FPS drops and glitches but It's going to be fixed sooner or later.

Also I strongly suggest you get a controller for this game (I use an Xbox One controller).

If you don't own a controller, you're gonna have a bad time.

This game is like a lapdance.. You pay for it, have fun for a while and then the bouncer kicks you out.

No but seriously it lacks content.

Why are you looking at the damn reviews? If the trailers haven't made you buy it I don't know what will..

It's honestly f*cking amazing.. Around 10+ hours of amazing gameplay, beautiful graphics, incredible soundtrack, amazing story, legendary combat/skills, hidden stuff.. + it makes you cry so that's a plus..

Why are you reading the reviews?
If the trailer isn't enough I don't know what is.

Amazing music + hours of fun + Neat Graphics (Low Polys) = Grow Home
:)

It was a d*ck move that Uber released a full-priced "expansion" that should be a 5-9€ DLC, sure the owners of the original PA get a discount but it is still 13€ which is pretty stupid since it doesn't add THAT much.

Looking past that, the game is incredibly fun if you like destroying AI with Titan class units, crashing moon's into planets, shooting Death stars and playing either ranked or regular competitive multiplayer. It is a great game to play with friends if you have any, it has a few bugs from here to there but it is worth the 36€ (If you have the vanilla PA it's 12€).

I'd wait for a sale so you can get it for pretty cheap.

Overall i'd rate it a 8/10.

I built all titan class units one 1 planet, had a moon ready to crash into that planet and a Death star beam ready.
*Kaboom sound effect*

Idea? Amazing
Combat? Incredibly good.
Anything to do? Nope.

There is literally almost NOTHING to do..

Do i reccomend it? Sure if you want to have 1 hour of fun.
Is it worth it? Hell no.

Just face it this game is freaking dead..

It's been out since about 2011 and almost 0 f*cking content for this price

Devs.. PLEASE..

This game is absolutely amazing. This is one of the best puzzle platformers ever. Every frame is beautiful. If you can play this with friends, do it. It will keep you entertained for hours.

9/10