Platypus
New York, United States
Sometimes when I am alone I like to rub vaseline on my body and pretend I am a slug.

Leviticus 11:10 - And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you
Sometimes when I am alone I like to rub vaseline on my body and pretend I am a slug.

Leviticus 11:10 - And all that have not fins and scales in the seas, and in the rivers, of all that move in the waters, and of any living thing which is in the waters, they shall be an abomination unto you
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Sher 20 Dec, 2025 @ 12:18am 
in 2017 or 2021? either was was a blast
Pixxed 23 Nov, 2025 @ 6:49pm 
+Rep Killed my pet alligator with a fanboat
Baha Blast 6 Jul, 2025 @ 8:44pm 
My dog was hit by a car not too long ago and this guy was able to eat all of its organs just in time for a taxidermy. Much love sir Platypus
Chrypsis 10 Nov, 2024 @ 7:07pm 
hey i know this probably isnt the place to talk about this but could you please stop turning on your camera and pretending to be a baby in call? i thought it was just a joke at first bcz all you did was just make baby noises but it stopped being funny when you started sucking on a pacifier. idk if this is just a fetish or something but please keep that stuff private. i mean like you legit showed us your diaper and asked us to "change you" like cmon bro thats super weird and it makes me uncomfortable. im not trying to be mean or put you down or anything but please stop doing this im begging you it always kills the mood of the call so please stop
Platypus 28 Sep, 2024 @ 8:47pm 
Platypuses are dope
narrese 28 Sep, 2024 @ 6:22pm 
was promised an eaten ass, was left disappointed. 2/10