Uberbeard
James Crawford
Eastleigh, Hampshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Hi, my name is James and I'm a gamer like you, only I'm better than you at most things especially everything. I know the cheat codes to life, I know where those socks go, I know why it had to be snakes. You should worship me blindly, because I just poked your eyes out.

Uberbeard [www.uberbeard.wordpress.com]
Pirate Radio [www.thepirateradio.com]
Hi, my name is James and I'm a gamer like you, only I'm better than you at most things especially everything. I know the cheat codes to life, I know where those socks go, I know why it had to be snakes. You should worship me blindly, because I just poked your eyes out.

Uberbeard [www.uberbeard.wordpress.com]
Pirate Radio [www.thepirateradio.com]
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Three shit cooks.
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18 Aug, 2015 @ 5:11am 
Hello please thank you muchly
9 Jul, 2013 @ 7:54am 
I never see you anymore. This is my sad face.
22 Dec, 2012 @ 5:40am 
Hello Please.
17 Jul, 2012 @ 7:27am 
Why maybe, how could you say such a thing?
17 Jul, 2012 @ 4:03am 
Hello. It is me! You know, your friend.
14 Jul, 2012 @ 11:54pm 
Bit.Trip Beat is like Bit.Trip Pong. That's the best way I know how to describe it.