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(¸,·´ (¸*♥Happy New Year ♥〃´`)
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(¸,·´ (¸*♥
😺 * 📒 * 🎍 * 🌋 * 🐳 * 🌽 * 🎽 * 🥒 * 👹 * 💛 * 📘 * 🌳 * 📕 * 💚 * 💙 * 👃
ㅤ* How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity, reaching towards the ultimate horror of a maudlin cosmos of bleak, hostile nothingness.
ㅤ* I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
ㅤ* I'm a humble person, really. I'm actually much greater than I think I am.
🎈 * 📗 * 💎 * 💄 * 🐝 * 👽 * 🍆 * 📣 * 🌸 * 🔋 * 👳 * 🍇 * 🐠 * 🍖 * 🐛 * 👔
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!