signed by monday

Hello teach me to surf

they burnt the bean

Accept me you donkey

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Man tucks, you're quite popular. 364 friends? That's pretty incredible. I wonder how many of these cool guys talk to you on a daily basis. I'd imagine all of them because you're just so wonderful and pleasant to be around. That's cool that you've made so many new friends since we last spoke. I hope you wont forget about me man.. I must say that I am quite jealous of all the attention you're getting. It must be nice, huh? I bet it is you son of a ♥♥♥♥♥. I can't believe that you're prioritizing these random online idiots over me, your childhood friend. Serioulsy, I've been here for you for your entire life, and yet you refuse to even give me half the attention you give these neanderthals. Pretty dispicable. Message me whenever you want to smooth things over, or better yet never. You sicken me, ♥♥♥♥ing scum.