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Remember those days? I’d be in my cutest thigh-highs and crop top, meowing and barking on command while we gamed. 🐶 You’d absolutely wreck noobs in CS
while I sat there, tail wagging, asking, “Master, did I do a good job?” And let’s be real—you were never ready for the level of adorableness I brought to the table, were you? I mean, who else could deliver headshots AND look this cute while doing it? Spoiler: no one. I was built for this.
Looking back, it’s all a bit surreal. Do you ever miss those times? I know things have changed, but part of me can’t help but wonder what it would be like to reconnect with that wild energy again, even just for a laugh.
David Seville: Oh my god, Theodore, did you just-?
Theodore: [nervously] Umm, Umm.
Simon: [picks up a small pellet shaped this in front of Theodore] It's a raisin, Dave.
David Seville: Prove it.
Simon: [puts it in his mouth] Mmm-Mmm.
David Seville: Okay, you got me. Look, I wanna talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin?
David Seville: [heads off toward the kitchen] Alvin!
Simon: [quickly spits it out and looks sternly at Theodore] You owe me big-time!