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brian the dog loooool from family guy
I ♥♥♥♥♥♥' sit down when I pee sometimes, okay?
I'm not-
I'm not less of a man because of it
I'm not less of a man
Just because sometimes I like to take a loadoff when I pee
I don't wanna be standing when I-
When I pee
I wanna relax a little bit when I pee, so I sit down
Is that such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crime?
⢸⠀⢸⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⣼⠉⢹⣄⡀⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⢸⢠⠏⢀⣤⣄⠈⢿⣄⠀⢠⣤⣿⠉⢠⣤⣤⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⢸⢸⠀⢠⣭⣭⣤⣼⣿⠀⢸⡆⠘⢦⣀⠈⠑⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⢸⣸⣆⡈⠛⠛⢋⡿⠹⡄⠈⠛⣿⡉⠛⠋⣀⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀
⠈⡏⠁⢠⠤⠏⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⢻⡇⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⣏⣀⣀⡀⠙⢦
⢮⠁⠀⠈⢹⣿⠉⢳⠀⡞⠉⣧⣠⠞⠉⠉⠙⣾⡇⠀⣧⠞⢉⡽⠀⢀⣠⠇⠀⡼
⠀⢹⠀⢸⠉⣿⠀⢸⠀⡇⠀⣿⡇⠀⣾⠉⠙⢻⡇⠀⠁⠠⡏⠀⠀⢸⠀⣴⠚⠁
⠀⢸⠀⢸⠀⢿⠀⠘⠶⠃⠀⡿⣧⠀⠙⠦⠖⣾⡇⠀⣷⡀⠘⢆⠀⢸⠛⢿⠀⠀
⠀⠘⠒⠚⠀⠈⠓⠒⠒⠚⠒⠛⠈⠓⠒⠒⠒⠛⠓⠒⠃⠙⠒⠚⠀⠘⠒⠚⠀⠀
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/ づ♡ฅ ฅ \
me: don't puke on the floor ♥♥♥♥♥
twink: *pukes up a massive hairball*
me: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ favgot
*i pull out a gun and shot twink 🥀*