🧙‍♂️BALDUR'S GATE 3 NPC-ASS PLAYER SPOTTED🧙‍♂️
Bro failed his tutorial and blamed the dice 😭
Spends 45 minutes looting empty crates, then walks into a goblin camp like it's a tea party 🫖
Picks Warlock, forgets Eldritch Blast exists, and dies casting Thaumaturgy for fun
Calls a long rest after every rat encounter 🛏️
Stealths his whole party, then sprints into combat and asks why they’re surprised 😵
Crit fails a persuasion check and reloads the save like it's a moral decision 🤡
Can’t pass a DC 5 and still argues with Gale about who's smarter 📚
Talks to every squirrel but skips important dialogue like it’s a speedrun
You’re not roleplaying a hero — you're Larian’s way of balancing the game
Party wipes trying to romance a bear. No regrets.

Keep playing, legend. The Sword Coast needs court jesters too. 🤡⚔️

one more round?

+rep good profile, aggressive entry fragger

sharp aim

+rep cool player

best teammate