the next bankman fried - do not trust this man.

2,000 hours in steam and you’re calling me a virgin? I legit have a girlfriend who I have sex with 4 times a day. She’s a cute, petite yoga instructor and really flexible and we do all crazy sorts of ♥♥♥♥ in bed, more than you could ever dream of. I’m a 6’8” 425 lbs guy that eats at least 6000 calories a day. I can bench almost double my own bodyweight, squat 745 lbs and deadlift 890 lbs. I literally laugh at you all day everyday, for every set I do I think of you and your miserable life in your little dark room that call men like me a virg. Nice try kid but next time don’t throw rocks when you live in a glass house. You pathetic little incel.

Thinks he is chinese but he is secretly black.

likes it up the bum

-rep weeb