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1 jul, 2017 @ 7:50 
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A Couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer:Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass

Interviewer: And the brown one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed): Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one's mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It's also mine.
11 jan, 2017 @ 3:40 
lOVE YOU
8 sep, 2016 @ 9:01 
who the ♥♥♥♥ are you?
4 aug, 2016 @ 12:12 
BEST RUST BOY EVER
18 maj, 2016 @ 3:54 
How much skill do you have?

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27 apr, 2016 @ 0:59 
suck a ♥♥♥♥! <3