-rep doesn't know i'm a carolina hurricanes fan not a pittsburgh penguins fan and is a rangers fan

+rep supports Pogoń Szczecin in their quest to achieve their first ever Ekstraklasa title

+rep knows that the edmonton oilers will win the stanley cup in 2025

+rep supports the carolina hurricanes in their quest to defeat the evil state of florida en route to the stanley cup finals

+rep supports the carolina hurricanes in their quest for the stanley cup

-rep slanders the great state of new jersey

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-rep has bad taste in cars

Maxima*

I do not drive a NIssan Altima.

+rep Porto, Portugal

-rep plays football manager (my least favorite game ever)

+rep plays Sleeping Dogs (my favorite game ever)

+rep did an Oasis cover set with this guy at a pub in Manchester

This game much bad! My son saw this game and told me,"daddy this game i much want, buy for me please." So I buy it for him. But little later, he come to me and say, "daddy this game much scary." I look at it and it say "Zombies eat your brains!!!" And to me was shock. How can this game be for kids? This game has plants, violins and zombies eat your vegetables! Zombies eat no vegetable, my son eat vegetable! Now my son is in hospital and taking pills for his shock. Thanking you for nothing EA games. I rate this gate 16 and over! You have being warninged!

Nah every Damn person online makes fun of the fact that I’m British- I’m act so annoyed ab it cuz it’s every time, they ignore what I say and start saying ‘chews day’ and ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ n all that ♥♥♥♥ like it ain’t even that funny mate like stffuuuu

+rep signed this guy for SM Caen in Ligue 2 and sent him on various loans for five years and then let him go because he wasn't developing into anything first team worthy but he then went to play in uzbekistan (based)

-rep plays on brazil server when he lives in Somalia

+rep fought various Dutch fans after the draw between Ecuador and The Netherlands during the 2022 World Cup in Qatar (he didn't support either team, he just wanted to do a little trolling)

+rep did a little trolling with this lad during the germany brazil game in the 2014 world cup

+rep called me out for my lackadaisical behavior. I will do better.

-rep gave me negative rep for no reason at all!!!!!!!!!!!

+rep complimented my aim and skill

+rep saw this dude straight loungin', the boys and i were blown away by how chill he was.

+rep he plays Fallout 4 (based)

+rep he plays Fallout: New Vegas (based)

-rep thought i left this guy dead in a shibuya alley in '86 but he came back and continues to nag me

Please do not post uncouth things about vault girl on my profile. This is your final warning.

-rep lied about having a wife

We were walking after we did some shopping and ate out. I thought my gf was on my right but she somehow was on my left, and I went to put my hand on her arm but it wasn’t my girlfriends arm nor was it even my gf. It was her friends titty. I immediately pulled back and started apologizing, her friend just stared dying of laughter, and my gf looked at me in shock but with a big smile on her face.

She and her friend realized it was all an accident. We all had a laugh. Then my gf took my hand and out in on her chest and said “there you go babe.”

So funny. She is awesome. I appreciate her so much.

+rep awarded me with The Order of Freedom of Barbados in July 2021 in honor of my service in the Barbados Defense Force

uzi is the greatest artist ever. He invented rap. Before discovering uzi, my life was MEANINGLESS!!! I worked at McDonalds and drove a 2002 Toyota Camry. Uzi gave me a purpose. He gave me a reason to push forward. Now, I abuse opiates every day. I love uzi

-rep mansplained wi-fry to me, a weakminded woman

-rep literally russell westbrick

+rep bowled a perfect game of 400 (my uncle who works at nintendo says this is the secret actual highest score you can get)

+rep listened to gran turismo soundtracks with this guy while driving his 1985 mazda rx turbo II through the streets of santa catarina

-rep screamed at me for being an anglophone in quebec

-rep compulsive liar

+rep saved my life during a drunken night out on bucharest

-rep has never won a K League 1 title or Korean FA Cup

-rep insisted no one was allowed to shoot him during laser tag since it was his birthday, and also chastised me for eating the cake even though his mom said it was for everyone

+rep respects and accommodates my dietary restrictions

+rep let me come over for a play date while i was on the run from federal authorities

-rep believes the independent nation of fiji belongs under british colonial rule

+rep did 17 years in federal prison, came back a changed man with an iron will and a heart of gold

-rep stole the identity of mike flemming of knightstown, indiana

KEANU REAVES CHUNGUSPUNK 2077

why did the chicken cross the road?