desu desu desu desu

One is enough

Foo how many times do I have to tell you this isn't your tomb.

jellybeans are delicious

no get it out of here xabyrn i want to talk to her about Jesus Christ and how only He can save you now let's wrassle.

I'd like to talk to you about the wonderful opportunities available to you in the exciting world of door-to-door lotion sales.

Shepard.

Wrex

Hi there mate

Hahahaha. THAT BEGINS WITH H PROFESSAH.

WAT HAS THREE LETTERS IN IT PROFESSAH IT STARTS WITH THE LETTER W

Wat

THROAT STARTS WITH THE LETTER T PROFESSAH
IT STARTS WITH THE SAME LETTER AS T-E-L-E-V-I-S-I-O-N PROFESSAH
I'M TELEVISIONING RIGHT NOW

THERE ARE FOOOUUUR WALLS AND FOOUUUR HOUSES WE HAVE 20 WALLS

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LUKE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. YOU HEAR ME LUKE? LUKE? AUGH GET OUT OF MY HOUSE LUKE. GET OUT.

GET. OUT. LUKE I'M TELLING YOU KNOW.

NO.

LUKE NO-

LUKE I WILL KICK YOU IN THE THROAT. I WILL KICK YOU IN THE THROAT LUKE.

HEY PROFESSAH I TURNED FORTY TWOOOO

I'VE BEEN ON THE MOON.
I'VE BEEN ON THE MOON.
(I've been on the moon.)

I WANT TO HEAR A STORY ABOUT BBBBAAASEEEEBBBAAAALLL PROFESSAH BBBAASSEEBBBAAAALLL BBAAASEEBAALL BASEBALL PROFESSAH TOUCHDOWN

FIRE IS HOT PROFESSAH

HEY PROFESSAH
HEY PROFESSAH
HEY PROFESSAH
I'M GOING TO TOUCH YOU PROFESSAH

WUT BUTAN IS FLY UP1/1?!>!

Why hello thar!

I got L4D up and running, played one round... oh boy, if we are able to survive? My skills are craptacular.

OH HELLO

I had to restart my computer just to add you to my friend's list.

After accepting the add, Steam gave me some warning about maxing the limit of awesome in my frends list
craziness