+rip UKer

-rep troll

Ball chaser dont play rl withj him

I sexually identify as a pigeon. My pronouns are coo/coue. I have begun my transition with feather grafts and a cloaca shaping surgery. Yes - my butt and peepee will now be fused into one large all-purpose hole. I am also a hermaphrodite, meaning I will get egg laying capabilities when technology evolves far enough to allow that.

I have sold my apartment for $660,000 and purchased a wooded plot of land in a rural area. My family has been very supportive and they've built me a nest. My dad called all his 16 brothers to help put it together in record time.

For the past 6 days I've been scrolling Bumble trying to find a pigeonwoman but alas I can only see men, women, transmen, transwomen. I can't believe how regressive society is. If there's a brave pigeonwoman out there on Reddit please reach out to me. We can raise a family together as we fight for legal recognition on Twitter.

You have been hit by the sexy truck!

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If you get hit by the sexy truck it means you are sexy, post this on other people's profiles if you want to tell them how sexy they are !!

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Best british person I have ever known

nice bri'ish friend :)