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I saw the comment before the avatar and I thought he ditched the snail

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Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and shi t

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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.

Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Dan is an illegal gigolo and he is so afraid when he arrives and finds cop cars that he agrees to catch the snake. He forces it into a pillowcase using a shovel. He leaves in his '99 Chrysler LeBaron, vanity plates HOT2TRT, and take the cobra back to his apartment. He leaves it in the pillowcase in the bathtub for an hour, but his curiosity is too great, and untying the pillowcase, he is bit twice by the cobra and dies. The police never talk about it when they find his body and the cobra's, trapped inside the bathroom, because they know what they have done.

There is a live cobra loose on the streets of Cleveland. Police are laughing, but afraid, and don't know what to do. One policeman wants to shoot the cobra, but he is told not to by the captain. Another policeman tries to capture it in a bucket. He runs away laughing when the bucket hits the cobra and the cobra hisses and slithers up the street. The police don't want to kill the cobra because it is beautiful and strange. They find an ad in the Yellowpages for Dan the Big Snake Man to deal with the snake. He advertises "muscles as hard as diamonds," but insists "ladies only." A lady police calls Dan.

wow turb i think you need to let this all out

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

im gonna bring back my boot right away

that is the snail

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that isnt the snail

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whata re you even supposed to be, take log out of your own eye before you remove specs, youre like vegan zelda with a guy whos got a wood piece on his face

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is this review a joke? sakurai said wavedashing was found in melee way before it's release so it isnt a glitch, just an exploit people use for fun. or are you that one ♥♥♥ I met on smash 4 online who I zero to death 2 stocked with yoshi?

you people reap what you sow

""A comment on your profile" i swear if this is about the snail-" i swear if this is about the snail-

"A comment on your profile" i swear if this is about the snail-

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unfortunately yes

Is that a rare pepe

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i still get notifications from people commenting on toadbert's profile


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and my bich has 1

i got a bucket o' chicken

first world problems

When someone comments on toadbert's profile, I get notifications

asking out that dial tone again i see

i have done nothing but teleport bread for three days

biz

jerry says "me" very loudly thus converging with neon prisms of the erroneous paragon

super duper super men

party dont start til i walk in

Please invite Barney Buttloaves to the party.

duuuuuuh

nobody joins in anymore

wise words from the nate himself

it feels like

nate how does it feel to be 18 ps hbd

yeah man

happy birthday