heyya

can you add me?, Nice achievements! Wanna play?

NO FINISHES
NO KNOCKOUTS
NO KNOCKDOWNS
NO GIRLFRIEND
NO KIDS
BELAL HAS NEVER FINISHED ANY MAN OR WOMAN 😂

The year is 2038.

Dana White and Joe Rogan retired and UFC has gotten rid of all rules and regulations they’ve had prior.

The commentary booth now only consists of MMA Guru and Nina. Nina does Tik toks during the fights while Guru commentates.

In between each fight, we get a 5 minute commentary round where the two get to face off and hurl insults and profanities at one another.

Also Steroids are “back” and 60 year olds Alistair Overeem & Vitor Belfort are the TRT tag team champions.

All this and Jon Jones still hasn’t fought Aspinall but is still somehow the reigning heavyweight champion with over 5000 days of inactivity due to a deal Dana made with the organization after departing.

my point?

Strip Jon Jones.

IM DELETING YOU, JUSTIN GAETHJE!
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🚫ERROR!🚫
🐐👑🥊✔️Justin Gaethje is irreplaceable🐐👑💖
I could never delete you Gaethje! 💖
If Gaethje poops, I flush.🚽
If Gaethje sneezes, I bless him.🤧
💨If Gaethje farts, I inhale.👃
👉When Gaethje points, I look.👀
🗣️When Gaethje talks, I listen.👂
👉When Gaethje commands, I obey.🧎
♾️ If there are 1 million fans of Gaethje, I am one of them.🫵
✨If there are 1000 fans, I am a part of them.🫡
☝️If Gaethje only has one fan, that is me.😜
🍆If Gaethje has no fans, then there is no me.💦

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