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⠀˚⠀ ⣴⠟⠉⠉⠛⢦⡀⢀⣴⠛⠉⠈⠙⠻⣄
⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣦
⠀⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⠀⠀⠿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⡆
⠀⠀⠀⢻⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⢦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡴⠛
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠶⣄⠶⠋ ⠀⠀⠀+. *
⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛⬜⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛
⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛
⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛
⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛
⬜⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛⬜
⬜⬜⬛🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥⬛⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬛🟥🟥🟥⬛⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛🟥⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
A sockless goblin and part-time gear yanker.
He lived in a shed made of spoons and regret,
With a kettle that screamed every time it got wet.
He’d wobble through alleys at quarter past cheese,
Arguing loudly with militant bees.
“Silence, you sprockets! Behave, you appliance!”
Then spank rusty robots for minor defiance.
His pockets held onions, three forks, and a brick,
Plus a map to a place called The County of Blick.
Where the vending machines hissed riddles at night,
And the sidewalks were legally banned from being polite.
Once he spanked a lawnmower clear into space,
While humming show tunes at a dangerous pace.
The moon filed a complaint, the stars looked away,
And the clankers all clanked in a scandalous way.
So if your fridge starts chanting in fluent raccoon,
Or your toaster proposes a wedding at noon,
Don’t scream, don’t faint, don’t phone the bank,
Just summon this man to give 'em a spank.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡻⢿⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡟⢱⠶⡟⢿⣷⣦⣟⢿⣿⡖⣶⡯⣛⠿⢇⣭⠶⢶⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⢣⡇⣿⠾⡱⣯⣻⠿⣿⣷⣌⣻⣓⢫⣾⢏⡷⣿⢹⡜⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⢸⣟⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣯⣙⡿⠿⣿⣾⣝⣷⠦⢿⠱⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⢨⣾⣿⢟⣿⡟⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⠳⣪⢽⣛⡿⠿⢿⣦⡙⣿⣿
⡟⣼⣿⢫⡏⠛⠃⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡿⢀⣽⡎⣿⣿⡔⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿
⡇⣿⣿⣌⢿⣇⣀⣔⣿⣷⣾⣿⡡⣀⣠⣿⢇⣿⣿⡇⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿
⣿⡘⢿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⣿⣿⠏⡸⣱⣾⣿⣶⠙
⣿⣿⣷⣬⣙⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⣛⣥⡾⢱⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡌⣿⡇⣼⣿⡟⣩⣵⣾
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⡏⢿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣬⣾⣿⠟⣱⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡸⢧⢻⣿⡿⢸⣿⡿⣹⣿⡿⢏⣭⣭⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣰⠋⣰⣿⠿⠿⢷⣦⡈⢻⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡎⢠⣦⠀⣴⣿⠃⠀⣶⣦⣤⣁⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⢀⣿⠃⢰⣿⣿⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⣿⡧⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠀⣼⡏⢀⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⡀⠀⢀⡼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠐⠿⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⡾⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢈⡷⠀⣶⣿⣿⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣸⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡅⠸⢿⡿⢃⡄⢠⣤⣬⡿⢃⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠤⠴⢿⣄⠻⠿⢋⣠⠏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⠶⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
███░▄░▄░╖░▐████▄░▐█
█░▄░░░┬░║▒▐████▀░▐█
█▄┴───┘░╙─┘▒▒▒▒░▄██
████▌░░░░░░░░░░░███
█████▒██░███▒██░███
████▄▄█▄▄██▄▄█▄▄███
⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜
⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜
⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜
⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜
⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛
⬜⬛⬜🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛
⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜
⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛
⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛
⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛
⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜
⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜
⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜
──────▄▌█▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀█
───▄▄██▌█ +REP + REP + REP +REP + REP + REP █
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█+ REP + REP + REP+ REP + REP + REP █
███████▌█▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄█
▀(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)▀▀▀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⢻⣿⡏⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⣿⣷⠀⠀⠈⠹⢿⣿⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡟⠀⢀⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⠀⣠⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣷⣴⣿⡟⠻⢿⣿⣿⡿⣿⠿⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⠁⠀⠈⠻⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣧⠀⠀⠀⠸⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢧⠀⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡆⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢳⠀⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣇⢀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁
░█░░░░░░░░▀▄░░░░░░▄░
█░░▀░░▀░░░░░▀▄▄░░█░█
█░▄░█▀░▄░░░░░░░▀▀░░█
█░░▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░░░░░░█
█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
█░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░█
░█░░▄▄░░▄▄▄▄░░▄▄░░█░
░█░▄▀█░▄▀░░█░▄▀█░
⡔⢩⠂⠀⠒⠗⠈⠀⠉⠢⠄⣀⠠⠤⠄⠒⢖⡒⢒⠂⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠇⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠈⠀⠈⠈⡨⢀⠡⡪⠢⡀⠀
⠈⠒⠀⠤⠤⣄⡆⡂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠢⠀⢕⠱⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢳⣐⡐⠐⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠁⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢤⢁⠀⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢰⠀⠀⠀⡀⢄⡜⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⡦⠄⡷⠢⠤⠤⠤⠤⢬⢈⡇⢠⣈⣰⠎⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣃⢸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢪⢀⣺⡅⢈⠆⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⡿⠤⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡤⢺⣥⠟⢡⠃⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
________⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛_________
______ ⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛ ______
____⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛_____
__⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛___
__⬛⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬜⬛___
__⬛⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛___
__⬛⬛⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛⬛___
__⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛___
__⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛___
__⬛⬛⬜⬛🟥🟥⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛___
__⬛⬛⬛⬜🟥🟥⬛⬜⬛⬛⬛___
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⡍⢟⢚⡑⢝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡿⡛⡻⢛⠿⡻⡻⡱⡱⡸⣨⢢⡪⣢⢪⡻⡻⣛⢛⢛⢛⢿⣿
⣿⣗⠌⡢⠡⡚⡜⣕⢝⢜⢎⢮⢪⡪⡪⡎⡮⡪⢆⠕⡨⢂⣽⣿
⡫⢙⠌⡢⣱⡼⣯⢯⣟⣯⢿⡽⣯⢿⡽⣯⢿⡽⣶⣅⠢⡡⢩⢙
⢐⠅⣪⢮⣷⣻⡽⣯⢷⣻⡽⣯⢯⣟⡾⣯⢯⣟⣗⣯⡷⡌⡢⠢
⡗⣨⣞⣿⡺⠓⡉⣉⡉⢱⡿⡽⣯⢷⡏⢉⣉⡈⠻⢺⣽⢷⣌⢺
⡑⣟⣾⣳⢇⣤⣟⣯⢿⢯⣟⣯⢿⡽⣞⣿⢽⣽⣄⢼⢯⣟⣾⢘
⠆⣿⢾⢽⣻⣞⠗⠯⢟⣟⣾⢽⣽⢽⣻⡞⠿⠺⣽⢯⣟⣷⣻⢰
⣗⡿⣽⢯⢷⡋⢀⠂⠌⣿⣺⣟⣾⣻⣳⠁⡐⢀⢹⢻⢞⣾⢽⢼
⡮⡯⣯⢗⢕⠵⣄⣦⣼⣻⢾⢑⠜⣗⣟⣧⣤⢢⡪⣣⡫⣯⣟⣗
⣿⣽⣽⣳⣭⡳⣵⣗⣟⠾⡻⣞⡾⠽⠽⣾⣺⣧⣳⣱⣽⣳⣷⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⣷⣻⣗⣟⣾⣳⣬⣢⣑⣭⣾⣻⣞⣾⣳⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣶⣕⣈⠹⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⣛⢋⣰⠣⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡀⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣶⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠶⡝⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣷⠘⣿⣿⣿⢏⣿⣿⣋⣀⣈⣻⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣿⡐⢿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢩⣝⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⠿⠦⠀⠸⠿⣻⣿⡄⢻
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⣿⡇
⣿⣿⠋⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⡇
⣿⠏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⢸⡇
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⣡⡴⢂⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣼⣿⣿⣦⡉
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⣠⣾⣿⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⢻⣿⣿⡄⢻⣿
⣿⣿⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⠿⠟⠰⢿⣿⡟⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⣀⢼⣿⣿⣿⠘⣿
⡿⢡⣾⣿⠟⣉⣤⣶⣶⣶⣦⡙⢇⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⢻⡿⠿⠿⢉⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠿⣿⠝⣠⡙
⢡⣿⣿⣇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡌⡿⠟⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢋⣡⣾⣿⣿
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣿⣾⣿⡿⠿⠿⢋⣴⡄⢶⣦⣁⢠⡀⠺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣧⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣡⡶⠆⠐⠲⠀⣶⣠⣿⣿⠇⣌⠻⢿⣿⣿⣦⡘⢿⣿⣿⣿
dirty spirit main that users headphones (it should be bannable to use headphones as spirit literally cheating, idk how but she manages to tunnel everyone. camps a lot too. killrushes and has no shame for it wtf. genrushing makes sense but killrushing should be bannable. slugs for the 4k like the stupid average spirit main she is. also slugs at 5 gens when survivors just wanna go for unhooks :/. what a tryhard.
she also loves humping you for no reason for 3 seconds tf?it doesnt matter that i tbagged her at pallets everytime I ran her, that's extremely rude. hits on hook too. also called me a ton of slurs omg. idk what slurs because it was tagged but i know it was slurs because hes a spirit main. they always have those vibes. threatened to kill my family too. also claimed i was hacking? I WOULD NEVER HACK. I just use an unlocker tool because the grind is too hard.
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠉⠀⠈⢻⣿⣿⡿⠛⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⣀⣾⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿
⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⣿
⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⣿⣿⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⡟⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⡿⠁⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿
⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿
⣿⣧⡀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣶⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿