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14 Dec, 2022 @ 5:55pm 
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29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28pm 
I bet you smell like basement dweller gamer piss.
29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm 
NOT THE FIRST, BUT IM THE BEST
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11 Apr, 2017 @ 6:42am 
2500 matches, still total ♥♥♥♥ xD
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1 Mar, 2017 @ 7:06pm 
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14 Jan, 2017 @ 8:30pm 
You are human garbage. Please quit dota forever.
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7 Apr, 2016 @ 1:36pm 
enjoy your dota report
27 Mar, 2016 @ 10:08pm 
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4 Sep, 2015 @ 7:17pm 
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14 Mar, 2015 @ 1:52am 
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20 Feb, 2015 @ 12:16am 
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24 Jul, 2013 @ 7:51am 
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27 Aug, 2012 @ 9:27pm 
Late reader to your story on Kotaku; really really great. I just heard about DayZ today... I'm sure there will be backlash to all the noobs coming in but I can't wait to play.
16 May, 2012 @ 11:52pm 
Read your story on Kotaku. The images going through my head of what it would look like beat an horror movie I've seen. Well done good sir.
14 May, 2012 @ 7:33am 
Cool story on Kotaku! Thanks to your story, you brought some interest with that DayZ Mod and I'm looking forward to try it out!
14 May, 2012 @ 5:15am 
I will buy ARMA just because of your Kotaku story :D
14 May, 2012 @ 5:14am 
Your story really touched me. Going downtown to buy Arma II today...
12 May, 2012 @ 6:38pm 
Saw the Kotaku story, will get the mod.
12 May, 2012 @ 5:23pm 
Greetings from Germany. I liked your story. It certainly played a role in giving this mod a try :-)
12 May, 2012 @ 7:40am 
I saw your little story on Kotaku. Once I get the money, I am totally checking Arma II out.
11 May, 2012 @ 7:18pm 
Kotaku. Inspired me to re-install Arma II and give DayZ a shot.
11 May, 2012 @ 9:33am 
Read the article on Kotaku. You're becoming famous for the comment lol. Hope to play together once I pick up the game
10 May, 2012 @ 11:15pm 
Dude seriously sold on Arma and DayZ cause of Kotaku, bought the game 2 minutes after reading the article and your post...great stuff. Hopefully we can play some together in between Diablo haha
10 May, 2012 @ 10:08pm 
your kotaku post sold me on dayz as well - see you in game!
9 May, 2012 @ 8:33pm 
read your post on kotaku - fantastic!!