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Anti-rizz Dracula 29 Oct, 2021 @ 9:28pm 
I bet you smell like basement dweller gamer piss.
Aravis 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:04pm 
NOT THE FIRST, BUT IM THE BEST
Vol 18 Nov, 2017 @ 8:22pm 
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Mojo_Radio 11 Apr, 2017 @ 6:42am 
2500 matches, still total ♥♥♥♥ xD
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123 1 Mar, 2017 @ 7:06pm 
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Ruse 14 Jan, 2017 @ 8:30pm 
You are human garbage. Please quit dota forever.
Vol 4 Aug, 2016 @ 9:27pm 
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Ben Ranthroux 16 May, 2016 @ 7:46pm 
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Ben Ranthroux 16 May, 2016 @ 7:40pm 
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Myst?c 7 Apr, 2016 @ 1:36pm 
enjoy your dota report
Ben Ranthroux 27 Mar, 2016 @ 10:08pm 
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Vol 14 Mar, 2015 @ 1:52am 
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Vol 20 Feb, 2015 @ 12:16am 
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Crisius 24 Jul, 2013 @ 7:51am 
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Futrell 27 Aug, 2012 @ 9:27pm 
Late reader to your story on Kotaku; really really great. I just heard about DayZ today... I'm sure there will be backlash to all the noobs coming in but I can't wait to play.
Hob Took 16 May, 2012 @ 11:52pm 
Read your story on Kotaku. The images going through my head of what it would look like beat an horror movie I've seen. Well done good sir.
likeucare 14 May, 2012 @ 7:33am 
Cool story on Kotaku! Thanks to your story, you brought some interest with that DayZ Mod and I'm looking forward to try it out!
(=TGC=) CT Fletcher 14 May, 2012 @ 5:15am 
I will buy ARMA just because of your Kotaku story :D
augi2323 14 May, 2012 @ 5:14am 
Your story really touched me. Going downtown to buy Arma II today...
der goober 12 May, 2012 @ 6:38pm 
Saw the Kotaku story, will get the mod.
Peacemonger 12 May, 2012 @ 5:23pm 
Greetings from Germany. I liked your story. It certainly played a role in giving this mod a try :-)
Kasai123 12 May, 2012 @ 7:40am 
I saw your little story on Kotaku. Once I get the money, I am totally checking Arma II out.
NotMyPolicy 11 May, 2012 @ 7:18pm 
Kotaku. Inspired me to re-install Arma II and give DayZ a shot.
DesertFox 11 May, 2012 @ 9:33am 
Read the article on Kotaku. You're becoming famous for the comment lol. Hope to play together once I pick up the game
City Giant 10 May, 2012 @ 11:15pm 
Dude seriously sold on Arma and DayZ cause of Kotaku, bought the game 2 minutes after reading the article and your post...great stuff. Hopefully we can play some together in between Diablo haha
givemeyourpants 10 May, 2012 @ 10:08pm 
your kotaku post sold me on dayz as well - see you in game!
tim sets fire 9 May, 2012 @ 8:33pm 
read your post on kotaku - fantastic!!