I boosted our discord server as a gift to you! This means we can hear each others open mics in higher quality (384 kbps) as we jack off to kick streamers together. Happy belated birthday!

thanks for the $100 dono
signed by alternere

Weed i am a chicken from cs go ... i barely survived inferno ... i just want you and ur friends stop killlin my chickens or im gonna peck the ♥♥♥♥ out of you .My dream is to travel from A sight to B at my friend horse near construction without getting hurt together with my chicks and u always ruin it... please copy paste and stop this madness , let a chicken cross inferno my brothers

My sons socks kept going missing. Weeks and weeks went by and almost all of them were gone. I searched far and wide around the house trying to find them. My sons been telling me that he's heard noises at night. We joked about a sock stealing ghost! One night my son came running to my room saying the ghost was in his closet. I told him okay, I'll go take a look. I walked into his room and opened the closet door and found Uncle Dan! He was on top of the pile of socks like it was his nest! For some reason they were all crusty. Silly dan!

This guy invited me round to his for a game of En Garde!

If you're not familiar with en garde, it's a game where you and a bro each put a yogurt pot over your erections. Then, you both shout "en garde!" and attempt to knock off your opponents yogurt pot with nothing but your own wiener.
If your yogurt pot hits the ground first... you lose.

This weirdo tried to play without a yogurt pot. Don't trust this guy.

pedophile