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Pimpchimpin 6 Oct, 2025 @ 5:10pm 
-rep keeps forcing KFC in my mouth
SlendyTheViking 7 Aug, 2025 @ 8:13am 
-rep likes 2 bully white people:steamthumbsdown::steamthumbsdown::steamthumbsdown:
Dax 21 Jun, 2025 @ 10:53am 
-rep cos friends with Echo54 - a nonce
The Buffet Bandit 5 Jun, 2025 @ 7:32pm 
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Pimpchimpin 5 Jun, 2025 @ 7:32pm 
-rep Keeps thinking about my sister
ymypphard 5 Jun, 2025 @ 7:13pm 
I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a ♥♥♥♥. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole.
ymypphard 5 Jun, 2025 @ 7:13pm 
It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
ymypphard 5 Jun, 2025 @ 7:10pm 
So the other day, I was playing rainbow six siege, and I heard one of my teammates make a callout in the voice chat. It was a real life gamer girl. God, I kid you not, I just stopped playing and pulled my ♥♥♥♥ out. “♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥!” I was yelling in voice chat. I just wanted to hear her voice again. “Please,” I moaned. But she left the lobby. I was crying and covered in my own ♥♥♥, but I remembered that I could find recent teammates in the ubiplay friends tab. I frantically closed down siege and opened the tab, to find out she had TTV IN HER NAME!!! She was streaming, and only had 100 viewers!!! The competition was low, so I made the first move and donated my months rent to her. I was already about to pre. She read my donation in the chat. God this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time. I did a little research, and found out where she goes to school, but I am a little nervous to talk to her in person, and need support. Any advice before my Uber gets to her middle school?
Ciggy 4 May, 2025 @ 9:43am 
-rep this strange coloured fiend will snatch your kids :steamthumbsdown:
ymypphard 25 Mar, 2025 @ 9:07pm 
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, we doin' your mom
SlendyTheViking 15 Jan, 2025 @ 2:25pm 
+rep hes no longer a scammer, was able to get my n-word pass
ymypphard 4 Jan, 2025 @ 6:39pm 
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SlendyTheViking 4 Jan, 2025 @ 5:54am 
-rep he is a scammer don't trust him:steamthumbsdown::steamthumbsdown::steamthumbsdown:
Pimpchimpin 2 Jan, 2025 @ 12:19pm 
-rep hates white people
SlendyTheViking 2 Jan, 2025 @ 7:02am 
+rep likes men and big black slongs
The Buffet Bandit 2 Jan, 2025 @ 6:31am 
+Rep un-certified Colour
ymypphard 1 Jan, 2025 @ 8:17pm 
+rep eats ass :Dave_thumb2:
SlendyTheViking 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:27am 
-rep can't even remember his own age
The Buffet Bandit 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10am 
-rep Has an identity crisis with his shadow
ymypphard 30 Dec, 2024 @ 5:35am 
-rep Looks like Walter White but black :steamthumbsdown:
The Buffet Bandit 27 Dec, 2024 @ 10:28am 
-rep his ass looks like a big "ass" sack of potatoes
SlendyTheViking 27 Dec, 2024 @ 4:46am 
-rep won't date black chicks:steamthumbsdown:
ymypphard 26 Dec, 2024 @ 5:35pm 
-rep as he is a massive dangerous dog nonce
Pimpchimpin 19 Dec, 2024 @ 1:13pm 
Gave me the best head 11/10 would do again
SlendyTheViking 19 Dec, 2024 @ 12:54pm 
black 12/10 :steamthumbsup:
The Buffet Bandit 19 Dec, 2024 @ 7:45am 
11/10 Gave me some hot back shots, deffo worth the price.
ymypphard 19 Dec, 2024 @ 6:42am 
10/10 would smash again :Dave_thumb2:
The Buffet Bandit 8 Jan, 2024 @ 2:22pm 
he smells like donkey doo
SlendyTheViking 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:46pm 
he smells like a soon to be a bald man
ymypphard 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm 
he smell like ass
ymypphard 8 Jan, 2024 @ 1:45pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
The Buffet Bandit 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:15pm 
I love you
Dax 15 Sep, 2022 @ 4:36pm 
Saucy Minx
ymypphard 13 Jul, 2022 @ 4:37pm 
WILL SELL FOOT PICS FOR STEAM GIFT CARDS -REP
ymypphard 19 Mar, 2022 @ 5:26pm 
slag
ymypphard 13 Aug, 2021 @ 12:41pm 
deimos, more like gaymos. lol get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ -rep
Yee Haw 21 Feb, 2021 @ 4:20pm 
Damn kinda sus ඞ
Yee Haw 5 Jul, 2020 @ 3:11pm 
- rep brown
Dougie 25 Jun, 2020 @ 3:26pm 
- rep, brown
SlendyTheViking 25 Jun, 2020 @ 3:25pm 
-rep he bullies me on TEKKEN 7:steamsad:
Deimos 6 Feb, 2020 @ 5:56pm 
Smash their head in with my Tombstone!
Dougie 20 Jan, 2020 @ 3:59am 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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