Recent reviews by El Presidente

This is the worst game ever made.

Sorry, but you're not smart enough to play this game.

This is the one game I wish had paid DLCs.

If you want to know who your government works for (Pro tip: it's probably not you)
...this game has the best answer.

I bought this for a pair of friends on sale and we had a pretty fun time finding out how broken it was.
I was intrigued to find that it had finally exited Early Access; not expecting much.
...and that's what I got: nothing much.
It still feels quite broken, which is now far less acceptable considering this is a full release. I suppose that just means it's even more abandoned than it was before.
Too bad, too. It was pretty neat being CEO of my own asteroid. Hopefully someone else makes a better version of this since there was truly some unrealized potential, here.

The game is great. You just suck at it.

I bought this to live out my fantasies of life in space.

I no longer have fantasies about life in space.



...only nightmares

This game sucks

Yuck

b bad

There aren't many games out there that make dying seem this awesome.