I care about steam profile descriptions *cough*

"Bruh, look at this dude. Wait till you see the f- oh no no no no oh ho ho OoOoOoO- HA HA HA! LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! <hysterical laughing> LOOK AT HIS LIPS!
<moar hysterical laughing>"

I will crush your bones, butcher you and disgrace your body, and then i will drink from your skull

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
''Netflix And Chill?!, if you're ain't talking money I don't wanna talk, you a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser alright and don't forget too sende me my constant friendship payment you pice off ♥♥♥♥, go ♥♥♥♥ you're self.

How to make cereal:
1.Get a bowl.
2.Get box of cereal.
3.Get carton of milk.
4.Get spoon.
Next, pour the cereal into the bowl and then pour the milk into it, then eat the cereal using the spoon.
DISCLAIMER: I've only tried this with Frosted Flakes so I dont know if this works with other cereal!