The watermelon is salty... Like life? °∆°

Depressed digital gamers > shallow analog gamers

Feel 30% better! How crazy is that?!

Ghosts hate mixing their puddings with bugs.

You're always mashing the buttons when it won't do anything. Your weakness is that you're bad at games!

A locked necklace with multiple keys..Don't forget the promise.

Never compare the flavor of choco-mint to toothpaste.

It's one thing to mess with me. It's one thing to pick on my little brother and my friends. But don't f*ck with my cat!
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When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?' Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

Where's the rest of your platoon? You hit, Marine? Then listen up! Usually the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is sixty-six tons of straight up, H-E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me Cupid! We've all run the simulations, they're tough, but they ain't invincible. Stay with the Master Chief, he'll know what to do...Oh, I know what the ladies like.
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