You ever forget that you took half a sheet of acid and then pop an Ambien so when you wake up to go to the bathroom you're tripping balls but also incredibly sleepy so you do what you always do in these situations which is strap a 30 pound weight to each leg then shamble towards the bathroom door like some kind of nightmare whale then you stop in front of the door for a few seconds because you can only open the door when your eyes are focused directly at the handle and at a specific height but you can't get in because you lock your bathroom door for some reason and the key is downstairs so you heave your godless husk of a body down the stairs except you every time your arm of hip touches the wall you're kind of stuck to it for a half second and then you make it down the stairs but you can only see the key when it's directly at eye level so you're always kind of looking down all the time and then you find the key but there's smoke coming from a vent which prompts you to loudly declare to no one that you need to block it or die but you can't use the blanket the towel or anything else that make sense but you can use a staple gun and a piece of cardboard (I'm not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding) so then you do that and then get the key which you turn over in your hand for no reason before bounding like a drunk Frankenstein's monster back up the stairs then go in the bathroom and then hopefully you die because you move with all the grace of a legless half blind buffalo drifting along an airport conveyor belt...

That's what walking in this game is like.