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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠻⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠁⣤⣄⠄⣰⣦⡈⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠏⢀⣴⣿⡿⠋⠄⠈⠻⠇⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡟⠄⣼⣿⠃⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠋⠉⠉⠙⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢋⣉⣴⣶⣶⣾⣿⣷⣶⣦⡌⠹⣿⣧⣀⣀⣰⣶⣆⡈⠻⢿⣷⡄⢹⣿
⠃⢰⣿⡇⢀⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⢀⣠⡶⠶⠶⠾⠷⠶⠦⠌⠉⠉⠡⣴⣿⠿⠿⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⣉⣀⣈⣉⣉⣉⠙⢿⣿⣷⣆⡈⢻⣷⡌⢻
⠄⢸⣿⡇⠸⠋⠁⠄⠄⠰⠋⣁⣠⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣄⣀⡀⠈⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣴⣶⡾⠿⢟⣛⣛⣛⡛⠳⠆⠉⢿⣿⡇⠈⣿⣇⠘
⠄⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠋⢉⠉⠉⠩⠿⠷⠶⠦⠄⣠⣴⣿⡿⠟⣉⣴⠎⣁⡈⠉⠙⢿⣿⣶⣦⡈⢿⡇⠄⣿⣿⠄
⠄⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢉⣠⠖⣂⡵⠖⠊⠉⠙⠿⣿⣶⣶⣆⡉⣩⣴⣾⣿⡇⠄⠉⠁⢰⡆⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⢾⡇⠄⣿⣿⠄
⠄⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⣿⣤⣴⣶⠊⢩⣴⣾⣿⣿⡇⠄⠐⢆⡀⠉⠁⠄⠸⠿⠇⠘⠿⠿⠿⠿⠇⠄⢀⣁⣠⣤⣶⡶⠆⠰⣿⣿⠇⣸⣿⣿⠄
⠄⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣍⡙⠻⠿⠷⠄⠄⠈⠁⠄⣀⣀⣤⣶⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠋⣀⣴⡆⢸⡟⢀⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢠⣿⡿⠟⢉⣉⣉⣉⣉⣁⠄⠄⠐⠒⠲⠶⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠛⠛⠋⠉⣉⣁⣀⣠⣶⡾⠿⠟⢁⣼⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢸⡏⠄⢴⣿⣟⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠷⠶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⡶⠶⠶⠾⠿⠟⠛⠋⠉⣁⣠⣴⡄⢹⡿⢁⣼⣿⣿⡟⢀
⠄⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠈⣷⣦⣈⡉⠛⠷⠶⢶⣶⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣈⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣶⣶⣶⣾⡿⠿⠟⠋⠰⠏⣡⣾⣿⣿⡿⠃⣸
⡆⠸⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠈⠉⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢉⣁⣀⠄⠹⠿⢋⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿
⣷⡀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀⠄⢢⣄⡈⠉⠻⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠻⠿⠟⠋⠉⢁⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⡟⠃⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣷⡀⠹⢿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣀⣀⣀⣈⣉⣁⣀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣍⠹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⢷⣂⣠⣴⣾⡿⡿⡻⡻⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣵⣵⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
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⠌⢊⢂⢣⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢅⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢜⠠⠈
⠄⠁⠕⢝⡢⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⣑⣑⣑⣵⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢔⢕⣿⠠⠈
⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣑⠝⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡵⢁⣤⣶⣶⣿⢿⢿⢿⡟⢻⣤⢑⢂
⣾⣿⣿⡿⢟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣦⣬⣙⣻⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢟⢝⢕⢕⢕⢕⢽⣿⣿⣷⣔
⣿⣿⠵⠚⠉⢀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿
⢷⣂⣠⣴⣾⡿⡿⡻⡻⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣵⣵⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
⢌⠻⣿⡿⡫⡪⡪⡪⡪⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
⠣⡁⠹⡪⡪⡪⡪⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠐⢉⢍⢄⢌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠈
⡣⡘⢄⠙⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢐⢕⢕♥♥♥♥♥⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠠⠈
⠌⢊⢂⢣⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢅⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢜⠠⠈
⠄⠁⠕⢝⡢⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⣑⣑⣑⣵⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢔⢕⣿⠠⠈
⠨⡂⡀⢑⢕⡅⠂⠄⠉⠛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢔⢕⢕⣿⣿⠠⠈
⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
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