Recent reviews by Jabroni Joe

Man was this game beautiful. The story though, it's more so subpar but holds a deeper meaning to it when you think about it deeply. Some aspects seem as if they were more time wasting than anything, such as the rune doors and overly repetitive combat which was extremely simple, even when set to "Hard." I found myself to get extremely bored at times, the aspect is amazing, but god does it get annoying, large amounts of critical thinking is required at points for some of the most pointless things which doesn't contribute much to the story. Overall very clunky and lots of bugs such as seeing through walls when walking too close, strange camera angles making combat annoying, such as on the bridge towards the final battle. OH BOY, THE FINAL BATTLE! I spent 27 minutes of my time fighting non-stop in the end and eventually got so annoyed I just killed myself to see if it was a bug, nope, just what you're supposed to do! I feel as if I wasted so much time playing this game, aesthetically, it was super pleasing, story wise, it was a mess. I was very much so looking forward to playing this game, but now that i'm done, I honestly wish I never bought it and just watched the gameplay. I mean, you get what you pay for. Save your money and just watch the gameplay, doing it yourself will probably just use up an absurd amount of your time doing "busy-work" like tasks.

This is an absolutely wonderful game. The only things wrong with it are minor graphical errors such as unsynced or unmoving lips while characters are speaking and some lines which were used during development to angle props (graphing and such). I'd recommend this game to whoever loves a strong story based game, especially focused around such an iconic character such as Bruce Wayne and his alter-ego of Batman.

If you're looking for a positive review, then you're in the wrong place, HOWEVER, if you're here for a tremendous chicken Stir Fry recipe, THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!

- Serves 4
- 10 mins to prepare and 10 mins to cook
- 325 calories / serving
- Healthy

INGREDIENTS:

Fun culinary fact of the day: it's better to measure ingredients by weight than volume as it's more accurate!

- 1 orange, zested and juiced
- 2tbsp soy sauce
- 2tbsp sesame oil
- 250g (8oz) tender stem broccoli
- 5cm (2in) piece root ginger
- 1tbsp sunflower oil
- 1 garlic clove, finely sliced
- 1 red pepper, deseeded and thinly sliced
- 150g Straight To Wok Noodles
- 400g (13oz) chicken fillet, cut into thin slices

METHOD

Step 1 - Mix together the orange zest and juice, soy sauce and sesame oil and set aside.

Step 2 - Blanch the broccoli in boiling water for 2 minutes, then drain well and set aside.

Step 3 - Finely shred the ginger. Then heat a large frying pan or wok, add the sunflower oil, heat it until sizzling, and fry the ginger till it's crisp.

Step 4 - When it's done, remove with a slotted spoon. Add the chicken and garlic, and stir-fry until just browned. Remove the meat using a slotted spoon and set aside.

Step 5 - Add the red pepper and broccoli and stir-fry for around 2-3 minutes until it's just tender. Add the soy sauce mixture, bring it to the boil then return the chicken to the pan and heat through. Serve with noodles.

i hate this game as much as i hate myself

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This is by far the best game i've ever played in my life. Sadly there's not many who play this game; that should change very soon.