Recent reviews by The Creature

I am a massive Code Vein fan running this game with a rtx 3060 and an i5-12500, and I can safely say trying to play this unoptimized unplayable pile of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is less enjoyable than eating a single shotgun round from the barrel of a 12 gauge. Game can't even hold a solid frame rate in the character creator, the in-game cutscenes looked like a windows movie maker presentation and I was lucky to get 2 frames per whenever the second I started walking even with my graphics set so low that the visuals looked like I was 18 beers deep and suffering from advanced stage cataracts. I genuinely cannot review the actual combat or gameplay experience because it cannot run it. Bandai Namco's devs figured out how to make time travel real by letting you experience frames from 10 seconds ago in real time. The minimum specs recommendation might as well be for watching the trailer because you won't be doing much with this game beyond that. My fault for buying a game and expecting it to be playable beyond the starting menu in 2026.

Literally changed my entire life for the better, never stop gambling.

Good game about cool demon girls, wish it was longer though

Edit: Its now longer, 10/10