He picked the perfect spot—cliffside, sunset, ocean breeze. It was supposed to be romantic.

I typed: “I’ve been wanting to tell you something.”

He walked closer. Just stood there, waiting.

And then—

pppffffRRRRT

Not just a fart.

A stinky, lingering, absolutely toxic cloud of betrayal.

Even through voice chat, I swear you could feel it.

Silence.

He didn’t say a word. Just slowly turned… and logged off.

Now I’m standing there alone, watching the sunset… and questioning every life decision that led to that moment.

+rep This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

We first met in a Bloon TD6 server. We played a few and he seemed fine enough. After I sent a friend request things started getting weird..like really weird. Every time I mentioned soy sauce he'd make wet slurping sounds - or at least that's how it started. His facecam looked off every time we jumped on call - his brown orbs darkened menacingly. He began reaching towards the camera but I ended the call and tried calming myself by saying my daily mantras. *I am girlboss, I am slay, Here to queer another day* x20

My breathing steadied and I realized I hadn't eaten yet. Time for some quick fried rice. It was beautiful. rice, vegetables, egg, huh one thing missing. Opening the fridge door, I saw him.. or I think it was him. Some creature using Cole's flesh as a shell fell out gorging itself and pissing my full supply of soy sauce. He was truly lost in the sauce as some might say. I ran and never went back. I hired someone to light my house on fire and haven't heard from him since.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Joins the voice chat once a year to talk about solar and crypto

dumb of ass. stupid of heart. 3/10 worst roommate simulator i've ever played /joke ily