Me: Matt how much do you weigh?
Kuru: potato salad

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Illusive: Matt you could be premier tho.
Kuru: I think I ate some tinfoil.

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Me: Brake ya drunk?
Brake: I don't have a tongue anymore.
*inaudible giggling*

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Jacob: I thought 4/2 was 1, so I couldn't solve the problem

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It's nice. It's different. It's unusual.

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Me: Vic you okay?
Vic: I'm finishing off my edibles before I go home for Christmas.
.....2 hours later
Me: Vic ready to queue?
Vic: I'm gonna go lay in the bathtub.

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♥♥♥♥♥♥ Divorce

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Pudge Controls the weather


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Enquest: this is like doing drugs that aren't fun


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Stressed: He hit me in the head with a bucket. That's what made me not want to be his friend!