Recent reviews by Joseph the Giantslayer

If you choose not to read my review, here it is summed up in one word: Stunning.

When I first awaken in the morning, this is the thing that most often occupies my immediate thoughts. I never wish to wake up to a lovely wife or to kids, but simply to this game. This game inspired me to make a change in my life. I grew up in a section 8 home with nothing but sweatpants and a torn t-shirt. My mother was a drug addict and my father was in prison for narcotics abuse. I heard stories of this game around my neighbourhood and had to see it for myself. So I became a prostitute in order to pay for a computer. My first computer was a '99 eMachines eTower 366c.

This computer would later become my way out of the ghettos. I downloaded Bad Rats: the Rats' Revenge and my life changed. Instantly upon pressing the open button I was transported into a six bedroom penthouse in New York. Top floor, view of the whole city. I was greeted by a scantily-clad young woman whom had brought me the finest of wines. A Domaine Leroy Musigny Grand Cru 2012, excellent taste I might add.

But my story ends there. My life was perfect, all bills paid, I never had to earn another dime in my life. My income was stable from my pharmaceutical company I unknowingly owned. I fell into a state of depression. I had no friends, no family, no goals or aspirations. But there is one reason I am still alive to this day. And that is...

Bad Rats: the Rats' Revenge. Absolutely astonishing game. 10/10