Recent reviews by Girth Brooks

So good they had to make the same game twice

DROWN
DROWN
Save your breath
'Cause tonight you're gonna DROOWWWW-ahhhhhAWWWNNNNOOOOWNNNNNN

Unplayable Garbage. Thought I'd Give MW3 a chance after sinking a few hundred hours into MW2. Shaders that will never update. Full uninstall and reinstall multiple times. The amount of time I've wasted trying to get a 70 dollar Triple AAA DLC to run on my computer in 2023 is honestly embarrassing. Absolutely unplayable. They built a "new" game upon a already very flawed foundation and now it is collapsing. Suck my nards

Dopamine Simulator

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Homeless Battle Simulator
10/10

At the time I am writing this review I have "played" PUBG for a grand total of 35 hours.


32 of those hours were spent trying to actually get into the game. The servers are constantly down, I believe that the servers themselves are made completly and entirely out of garbage. This is the reason why Fortnite is winning, at least their severs are not complete ass garbage. The game is trash but at least its very easy to log in and then proceed to have a bad time. At least you get the option to play the game no matter how terrible it is.


And my other three hours of actual playtime have been mediocre at best. I'd rather punch my own p e n i s to smithereens than try to deal with these god awful servers.

Overall I'd rate PUBG 3/10 crushed scrotums.