やあみんな。私のことを聞いていないなら、それはあなたが死んでいるからです。
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▬▬ι═══════════ﺤAbout Me-═══════════ι▬▬

I am a hungry man... ಥ_ಥ SPRINKLES!

Adding me with a private inventory I will not accept. PERIOD!
If you have a VAC ban in your account I automatically don't trust you and will not trade with you.

I am a simple, friendly, and chill guy, BUT
When Adding Me Be Quick And To The POINT!
Taking too long and confusing will lead to an unfriend.
Do Not Add me with a private profile.
Do Not Add me for Paypal, Visa, or any other trades besides 1 to 1
Do Not Add me unless you have researched what you are trading me with
Do Not Add me if you are under level 10 (MUST have the game to even have a chance to Trade)

I do not trade with second accounts
I do not trade with people with FRESH Accounts
CSGO: MUST HAVE OVER 500 Hours

HIGH TIER ITEMS/SKINS: I EXPECT NO SCAMS OR PHISHING/3rd PARTY TRADES
I NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

Tell me to make the "first move by trading first" will be unfriended/blocked/reported.
Tell me to "verify" or "sending me links" I will unfriend and block.

ANY type of shady/scam/untrustworthy move will result in an unfriend and block.

PRIVATE PROFILES (IGNORED/DENIED)

ANY DOWNLOADS I HAVE TO MAKE (UNFRIEND/REPORTED).

I Have Made Over 1000 Trades. I have been scammed a couple of times, but you learn from your mistakes!

●▬▬▬▬▬๑Thing I Have/Don't Have๑▬▬▬▬▬●

- A cardboard box✔️
- Happy meal✔️
- A toothbrush✔️
- Box of cookies❌
- E-Boyfriend ❌

●▬▬▬▬▬๑Specs๑▬▬▬▬▬●

Processor: Some intel processor or whatever
RAM: IT'S OVER 9000!!!
System: Windows XP
Graphics card: Some Nvidia card or something.

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