18:32 - Fish: IT MAKES ME FEEL ALIVE, BREATHING IN THAT VACUOUS EMPTY ABYSSAL PAIN......................

15:21 - Fish: im in a quality game
15:21 - Fish: Rescue the 50 Bunnies Obby
15:22 - Fish: except when i joined I HAD RESCUED THEM ALL ALREADY
16:20 - Cyberbird: WELL OF COURSE YOU WOULD ONLY BE SENT TO TASKS PEOPLE DON'T EVEN NEED TO PEFORM

12:27 - Fish: Do You know how to Calculate the Cross Product.
12:28 - Fish: I bet You Don't.
12:29 - Fish: I Do, Fool.
12:29 - Fish: It'is Very Complexicated
12:29 - Fish: You get a Vector
12:29 - Fish: Now This is THE Hard Part
12:29 - Fish: You Type
12:30 - Fish: ":Cross()"
12:30 - Fish: Only A Pro Pro grammer like Me are Capability of Such Activity
12:31 - Fish: If You are the Smartest You Put Another Vector in the ()
12:31 - Fish: But that is Only for the Super Genius™ like Me
12:31 - Fish: workspace.Cyberbird:Cross()

Fish:
Imagine a pro who got 100 kills with Ghostwalker then left, slowly people realize his ghostwalker must be somewhere in the stack and they are all fighting at the ghostwalker spawn. "DUDE, DID YOU GET IT? "no, just level 3..." "IT'S PROBABLY THE NEXT ONE"

Augusto:
You can steal a item's while they are jetbooting and parachuting in the air also. Items will basically use jetboots first before switching to parachute while waiting for the jetboots to reload, at this mean time you can jump at their parachute to bounce as a extra jump to reach some destination should the opportunity be there. If the item just switches back to jetboots you might just steal the item but without anything to help you will fall to the void.

Fish:
I was thinking while they are parachuting a really hardcore pro with ghostwalker floats down trying to grab loads of them then jetbooting up.

Augusto:
The darkheart one has the dark effect dealing damage on other players ontouched, so by killing a player with darkheart and having them explode into pieces, if these pieces touch another player IT WILL DEAL DAMAGE AND YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE HEALTH FOR IT and should they die THEY WILL ALSO EXPLODE INTO PIECES, POSSIBLY CREATING A CHAIN AT SOME OCCASIONS.

Fish:
When you die, ALL YOUR STUFF FLIES OUT IN RANDOM DIRECTIONS AT SPEED, THE SWORDS CAN DO DAMAGE AS WELL, there are dozens of teleport gates and objects can roll/fly through them, they are set up so an object going straight goes through many, so if you aim a flying touchpwn perfectly straight through one, IT JUST PRETTY MUCH GOES ROUND THE ENTIRE GAME UNTIL IT HITS SOMEONE, pros sometimes just stand at a gate hitting like 20 touchpwns through

Fish:
Imagine if your items think you are falling... they jump out of your backpack and have their own little parachutes.

Augusto:
Yes. They have their own jetboots AND THEY GO RETURN TO SPAWN, LIKE WHEN A ILLUMINA FLIES BACK AND TOUCHES THE SPAWN WHEN THERE'S A ILLUMINA ALREADY THERE, IT WILL JOIN THE STACK SO IF YOU GRAB A ILLUMINA ANOTHER ONE IMMEDIATELY REGENS.

Augusto:
THE WAY FIREBRAND ABSORVES THE FIRE IS BY BRINGING THE FLAME PARTS TO IT, SO YOU CAN STILL GET DAMAGED IF SOME TOUCH YOU. If you have a ice dagger, not only you will not be injured by the flames but it will make the fire part ricochet to the nearest enemy if a enemy is near, THE GUY USING FLAMETHROWER SOMETIMES, it will ricochet with blue parts to represent ice, cold.

Fish:
Shadow sphere literally just deletes your character, and it looks a bit like you are invisible, it Loads your character, a instant respawn that doesn't add a WO. YOU GO TO THE NEAREST SPAWN, SO IT'S LIKE A TELEPORT SOMETIMES, YOU SHADOW SPHERE AND APPEAR RIGHT BEHIND THEM.

Fish:
Someone with a really good aim can bat a touchpwn all the way down to the lava beams, down the disappearing plates, through the middle, if it hits an object, IT EXPLODES AND GIVES 8 1X1X1 SPHERES IN RANDOM DIRECTIONS. WHATEVER PART IT HITS IT GETS TOUCHPWNED, SO YOU CAN LOSE A LEG OR TORSO OR JUST SUDDENLY GET YOUR HEAD TOUCHPWNED INTO THE VOID.

Augusto:
If you jetboot over someone you can put them in fire, deal some damage with that, if you kill them with this their parts are turned to black and are filled with weld surfaces, if you do this over someone with a firebrand it absorves the fire and doesn't damage you, the sword also turns useful with fire damage over some time.

Fish:
JETBOOT IS A FLAMETHROWER THAT AIMS PARTS THROUGH YOUR FEET AND MAKES YOU FLY... IT MAKES THE FLAMETHROWER NOISE AND HAS THE SAME LENGTH, JUST IT MAKES YOU FLY 10X FASTER

Fish:
A load of people are fighting in the middle, you are jetbooting over and just spam A BUNCH OF TOUCHPWNS ALL OVER THEM, RAINING DOWN AND ROLLING AROUND THE MIDDLE. X makes you throw a tool upwards, if you bat it with windforce it gains a ridiculous speed and GOES STRAIGHT.

Augusto:
There's small ramps meant to fit a Touchpwn, they are like water pipes and lead to relevant areas of the game like this epic cart ride thing, MAYBE WITH A CERTAIN PERK IT DETECTS WHERE THERE'S PLAYER ACTIVITY AND IT LEADS THE THROWN TOUCHPWN THERE. Meanwhile where the button is for making the plates dissapear there are like dozens of controls for changing the tunnel directions.

Fish:
Just a Steven laugh when you fall and you are not sure you heard it at first, volume = volume + .1 for every fall, also if you die without dealing damage, it eventually becomes louder and you can't even hear in-game music when he does it, the chat disappears for a second like you can't hear anyone else.

Fish:
In SFOTH V Touchstone is renamed Touchpwn and the ff area is not there, so if you hand it to someone else and they use it they fall in the void. The Forcefield sphere is just abbreviated to FFS and it gives a forcefield to the nearest enemy. These two are epic because they roll around. Dedkit kills you, but can be useful to prevent someone who has poisoned you to get the kill, ffs can be used by two teammates to give each other forcefields to then attack someone, touchpwn can be used if you jetboot immediately after.

Brickbattle REBORN! will have a hint for Worst KDR for this server:

If you manage to cause enough mayhem and scare them all enough the Camera agrees to side with you and the game continues. This happens at 99 KOs maybe, the final KO is really hard to get, you never spawn near a bot and a hacker is constantly teleporting to you to kill you. He has FF, god, etc, and you have to convince the game objects to remove his powers and rebel against the inserted scripts.

MAYBE WHEN YOU HAVE LOST EVERYTHING EXCEPT THE PLAYER OBJECT YOU ENTER A SEMI ABSTRACT REALM WHERE IT IS JUST YOUR SPIRIT HAVING TO FIGHT ALL THE OBJECTS, like the game turns to this map where there all these countries, Workspace is the biggest, Players, Lighting, StarterPack etc The people are all the enemies, Cameras, leaderboards, parts etc. You are this ghost and have to invade a region of Workspace called Character and you have to defeat it to take back control of your character. The weapons are humanoids and can all be seen running out of your StarterPack into Lighting. You have to stun them and drag them back into StarterPack.

---Some of Why Happy Home Failed Chat---

Augusto:
I do find a major disappointment how brickbattle never evolved. It just comes to my head whenever I play it for a good while, no brickbattle king of the hill, ctf maps often used custom guns... DO YOU RECALL A ICONIC BRICKBATTLE CTF MAP OTHER THAN GLASS HOUSES, AND GLASS HOUSES WAS SO LAME IT NEVER INSPIRED PEOPLE TO MAKE BRICKBATTLE CTFS... but I think we didn't had many brickbattle maps in general anyway, at least that were memorable. It's just such a good potential of SNCAI.

Fish:
That's such a good point I never noticed. The average brickbattle maps... then glass houses is a ctf... sncai is one with ai.. doomspire is like the weapons, team based, defend your fort... such a classic theme of roblox, such a icon, so well known, and what is that... THREE VARIANTS AND NONE OF THEM PULLED OFF SPECTACULARLY

Fish:
Then I think of Minecraft, basically you can get basic materials, make a house, it fits together smoothly, it won't be the best ever but it makes sense in some way. It is very interesting how instead of ever making the old tools good and giving a proper introduction with a decent starter home, they go directly to trying to copy Minecraft's style: big blocks arranged in a rather widely spaced grid.

Even this they failed horribly: the parts often had little gaps, often didn't join for some whatever reason, I remember trying to make a space station one time, rotated one part, and literally about half the entire station just rotated with it at an insane angle overlapping with the rest horribly, there was no way to save it. AND IT IS A MINECRAFT RIPOFF, SOME PEOPLE WILL ARGUE OTHERWISE... The grid style was pure Minecraft, the wiring system was a pure ripoff, etc...

Fish:
Indeed. They gave them mediocre tools, they weren't used, then they didn't try to improve and basically abandoned their central purpose.

Fish:
This Minecraft thing is really relevant point in my opinion, the difference I think shows that there's a desire for the game, but it was basically not done correctly, and I know this already from Happy Home, the countless times someone goes in dumbly, trying to work out how to put stuff together, trying to build hopelessly with all these parts that don't fit together properly, all ridiculous colours, falling down because they had their cursor intersecting the wrong face of a part and so it was offset by .2 studs and they DON'T NOTICE UNTIL IT DOESN'T JOIN AND FALLS OVER OR WHATEVER...

Augusto:
lmao that is def true... MOST MINECRAFT PLAYERS BUILT STUFF AND THE AMOUNT THAT DID AT LEAST A SINGLE MASSIVE WORLD IS IMPRESSIVE, POSSIBLY MORE THAN HALF OF THE PLAYERS. I guess part of the reason would be how ROBLOX is free and you could try and scrap it in a whole day, but I don't know how influential that was. Since the building is so helpless at Happy Home and Studio is complicated it probably just broke a bunch of people's hopes to doing something good without having to bleed for it, and they had to just enjoy the game as a player, it's exactly what happened to me back in 09. HOW IS IT FOR CHILDREN... it makes me feel they gave up on trying to get users to build very early.

Fish:
Basically, with time there is an attitude developing "alright guys, 98% of kids don't actually want to build anything, our "build your own game" principle is a farce no one actually cares about, let's just be a mediocre game engine where 99.9% just play games and an elite group of game devs make the places". Roblox's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ building layout means 95%+ never built anything...

Fish:
Now as I got access to Minecraft I thought I would look at it and see how it is... much better than I remember actually, I never loved it but now I look at it and see a real charm to it. It isn't the greatest game ever, but it seems the updates to it are actually good, I mean personally I find it more playable than I did before, and it seems it basically adds content without destroying the core of the game in any way. THE BUILDING SYSTEM MIGHT ABSOLUTELY SUCK BUT I DOUBT 1% OF MINECRAFT PLAYERS HAVE NOT BUILT A HOUSE, WHEREAS BARELY 1% OF ROBLOX PLAYERS HAVE BUILT A HOUSE.

---BrickBattle REBORN! explained through Fish and I's words---

Until the noob gives up and gives this long speech, the entire game pauses to hear him while ff protects him of anything, the whole scene gets dark and he gets a spotlight, the whole game is paused:

I JUST WANTED TO PLAY WITH MY FRIEND IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK????
YOU ARE THE MOST SELFISH HORRIBLE PERSON ON ROBLOX AND IT RUINED MY DAY

this speech pisses off every single entity of the game, now everyone is your enemy, if you haven't kept bodyparts, spawnpoints and weapons loyalty big, they are going to betray you and you instantly lose, so through the entire game you have to accumulate reputation with them

95 is the most significant part though, because some "noob" bot joins the game, and says in the chat "can some1 plz leave my friend wants to join" "plzzzzz leave someone plzzz leave the game" the tools are really condescending towards you for hogging a space in the server for so long, this event alone, which always happens, changes the entire dynamic of the game and the diplomatic status, its when things get truly downhill from here.

There is a killbot that is modified in a way where its rocket instant kicks, it shows a hint at the top, "themeowmeowcat needs someone to leave so his friend can join. We have determined that the longest playing player should leave for him. As they have rudely refused, they will now be removed from the game." the killbot goes round firing 5 minutes or so, and you have to dodge while mainting some control

by 95 KOS, each KO gives .1

FAQ: https://i.gyazo.com/e68ae3093d26f8b45621ff53b5b16172.png

by 70+ KOs objects start expecting you to be more honorable, so no FF kills, no spawn kills, no typekilling (bots will pretend to be typing at times) "THAT WAS VERY UNCHIVALROUS ROCKETING THAT NOOB WHEN HE WAS COMING WITH A SWORD", usually your diplomatic status will be really low at the last kills remaining, so you really want to make sure you have at least 30%, regardless if you softlock and lose control of anything essential to you pretty much all entities will start cheering in the chat (if the game manages to recognize you lost completely)

I would say... I guess... the ones you need to keep up tight are:

your tools
spawnpoints
your own body parts (late game)
the badge

if one of these is 100% against you then most likely you will lose.

the ff... very convenient to have in your side for bonus time at spawn, and really inconvenient to betray or to disappoint. A pissed off ff will ABANDON YOU AND JUMP TO THE NEAREST ENEMY ALLOWING HIM A FF SPAWN KILL.

at about 90 kills... JUST EVERYTHING IS SCREWING UP CONSTANTLY, ALL THE TOOLS ARE REFUSING TO FOLLOW YOU, IT'S LIKE A GREAT STRUGGLE TO KEEP EVERYTHING IN ORDER, at about 60 kills the 100 K.Os Badge joins the leadboard and chat and you have to make sure you are aligned with his intents otherwise you never get it by 100 KOs, another softlock. in the game YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN THE INSTANCE OF YOUR PLAYER, by 95 KOs you are slowly losing control of your character as components inside your character model start rebelling

it is a absolute struggle to get to 100 K.Os in the game, the spiritual awakening is somehow a metaphor for the ptsd caused by your endless killings, the character goes through a restoration of biography as Odysseus goes in the Odyssey.............

the theme of the plot is spiritual awakening, the more kills you achieve the more ENLIGHTENED YOU BECOME TO THE VOICES OF UNIVERSE... the more kills the more and more stuff gets added to the leadboard, even decals start complaining

slingshot.wav: ping....
slingshot.wav: pingg....
slingshot.wav: piinggg
face.png: omg just shut up

the Physics Engine starts flinging objects that annoy Him, the leadboard becomes a massive board of propaganda insulting it's enemies, report abuse just files constant reports, threatens, etc

Don't let the timebomb explode in your backpack, it will destroy at least 3-4 of your tools and probably softlock you in the game, the Diplomatic Status lowers very quickly with every other tool and entity in the game accusing you of murdering you own men (your tools). I think spawnpoints tell you are the start "I created you, do not disappoint me", plot-wise it takes energy for them to respawn you, so they don't usually favor the weaklings, if you are in a pretty desperate position and there's still hope, you have to beg in the chat for one of them to do it
"plzzzzzz spawn me"
Red Spawn: ...
"plzzzzz"

I want the ways to resolve things and get peace to be very minimalistic and limited within the brickbattle sphere, to further the sadist point of the game but also the diplomatic bit, for example, for some enemy tools to be less pissed off at you, killing other enemies they have get them more appeased, among other ways, you pay attention in the chat to know their worst enemies

So the idea is, not only you have to get kills, but you have to maintain control in your backpack and make sure the bar doesn't lower much, if the sword and rocket are infighting in your backpack it's recommended to put the rocket far away from the sword in the tool selection, also its recommended to follow Spawn Points Requests and to create a bound with them early in the game if you disappoint them too much they will just decline spawning you later on and you softlock yourself, you just stay as a ghost with a camera. Another pro trick is to drop the paintball tool instantly in the void, it's not useful and will help keep the tools frightened of you, iirc the bomb is very terroristic, threatening, occasionally you have to drop him in the floor if he's about to explode (after multiple threats)

the weapons argue with you in your backpack, they constantly complain if you fail hard:

TheFishToucher's Sword: OMG WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME OUT DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD HAD KILLED HIM WITH A SLINGSHOT

the chat is just filled with tools bullying each other, the better you perform the more the bots' tools start raging towards you and your tools and though a opponent may aim with a superball towards a enemy, the ball will bounce towards you because it's really mad at you and all of this is Lowering the Diplomatic Status of DataModel.......... if your tools are raging due to poor performance on your part if you zoom in close to your back (so your backpack), you get to hear your tools' noises as they rage in the backpack SOMETIMES A SUPERBALL FLIES OUT OF YOUR BACK SOMETIMES PELLETS... ETC...

in the leadboard no one gets kills, it works rather like:

DisasterPeace's Sword 5 0
DisasterPeace's Slingshot Pellet 10 3
Void 13 0

the entire leadboard is dominated by weapons and killing objects, but no players, however the collective kills of your weapons will make up for the 100 KO badge (unless your weapon betrays you) The tools have complex ais that argue:

TheFishToucher's Sword: PWN!!
BobExpert1921's Sword: Shut up kid... my owner was typing

So you start of the game with the usual brickbattle tools, no big deal, objective is getting the 100 kills badge (https://www.roblox.com/badges/2124884048/The-World-as-an-BrickBattle) , the game spawns bots for you to kill. The moment you eliminate the first Player you get a new gui called Diplomatic Status of DataModel, it's a bar that goes from 0% to 100%, You want to keep this bar high At All Times.

Lower than 20% the server starts threatening to shut itself down "LOOOL IM GOING TO SHUT DOWN THE SERVER SOON SLOW POKE LMAO" "YOU NEVER GETTING THE BADGE XD".

----End of Brutal RPG's Founding Chatlog----

Fish:
and it says like "if the guarantor doesn't not find the silk wand before within 5 minutes of the second guarantor's failure to arrive at mount Goodmoon after midnight, procedure 16 will be enacted. Condition 1: 15 babies found, condition 2: leg-lossing disease cured by a witch, condition 3: absence of death of guarantor C not because of an animal other than a bat. Procedure 12: reclamation of 1000 gold by the high wizards of Hoogestein. If conditions 5, 6 and 9 are met in relation to the 2nd guarantor, then procedure 10 won't be enacted with respect to the conditions set out in section D. The reverse applies if weirdplayer5857 cannot find an apple by midnight. Within 7 minutes of 5 cows not arriving at Mootinsworth due to a plague outbreak..."
AND IT JUST GOES ON AND ON LIKE THIS...

Fish:
Imagine you are harassed by endless salesmen trying to get you to buy some books on getting out of debt, constant "advisors" and other stuff that just costs you more. There should also be a way to make formal contracts, like there's some sort of "simple block-built language" but people abuse it to make truly epic sized contracts with obscure meanings and you are ABSOLUTELY BOUND BY THEM... I am imagining like "sign this or I will kill you"

Augusto:
It would be so satisfying to SURVIVE ALL OF THAT, AGAINST ALL THE ODDS, AND LIKE THE MORE ACTIVE YOU ARE IN TRYING TO OVERCOME EVERYTHING THE MORE THE CHANCES INCREASE, BUT THERE SHOULD BE A HUNDRED PENALTIES IF YOU ARE PASSIVE TOWARDS THE GAME, THE DOWNHILL SPIRAL SHOULD GO INFINITELY, FOR PLAYERS WHO DON'T WANT TO OVERCOME THEIR OBSTACLES OR FAIL MASSIVELY TO DO SO

Fish:
I want it to be like, if you ascend you could write a entire book about your experiences, and it would be the greatest story ever

Fish:
like you have 20 curses, endless sicknesses, you are semi-conscious, can't walk, on the floor you will never get those 50 different rare items for your medicines, all the trees hate you, you are starving, dying of 50 different things, as you cream you know there are 50 noobs approaching you from every direction, SOME JOINING THE SERVER WANTING THEIR REVENGE

Fish:
The whole game you are paying attention, I want it to be like, no matter how bad your situation is, you have a chance to win if you are good enough. LIKE EVERYTHING UP UNTIL THAT FINAL BREATH, SOMEHOW YOU CAN CONTRIVE THE WORLD IN YOUR FAVOUR AND ASCEND. Either that or it gets "hopelessly bad" in which case your fall should be really quick, so it feels there is a cutoff point where you just can't manage, everything just spirals downhill, you are dead in minutes. Of course there will be a million unfair ways to die... I meant there should always be the chance OF SOME MIRACLE AS WELL, but at the same time as the downhill spiral where you are absolutely screwed unlike any game you will ever play.

Fish:
maybe there's a spell if you can perform it long enough, taking a minute or something, it makes the victim your slave, they can't hurt you EVER, all their levels are alligned to your votekicking, half of their gold and stuff just goes to you, maybe IT ONLY HAPPENS IF YOU SAVE THEIR LIFE SOMEHOW, SOMEHOW YOU POSSESS THEM, AND IF YOU DIE THEY WILL DIE ALSO

Fish:
Imagine the suffering for hours, and you can hear people from the other side of the forest, they would all be desperate to get the kill. EVERYONE COULD HEAR AND KNOW THE DIRECTION, SO THEY WOULD ALL BE RUNNING TOWARDS THE SCREAMS, AND THEN THERE WOULD JUST BE A FURTHER BLOODBATH AS THEY ALL ARRIVE AND FIGHT

Augusto:
LMAO

Fish:
omg it is so funny

Augusto:
AND LIKE 3 OF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED IN THE BLOODSHED ARE JUST DESPERATE TO CLEAR THEIR DEBT

Augusto:
I love the idea of just having to suffer through so much like NOT JUST DYING AND LOSING EVERYTHING INSTANTLY BUT ALSO BEING IN MANY SITUATIONS THAT FEEL HOPELESS AND TAKES HOURS TO END

Fish:
It will be funny, like a game with SO MUCH DEATH there will be no reset, the quickiest way to die will able to kill yourself somehow, maybe when it is absolutely hopeless all monsters spare you. They attack you until you are on the floor, then just leave you dying slowly

Augusto:
and the player just screams in a very humiliating tone

Fish:
IT LITERALLY TAKES ABOUT 3 HOURS TO BLEED TO DEATH, JUST A SLOWLY, SLOWLY INCREASING POOL OF BLOOD, EVERY 10 MINUTES YOUR VISION GETS A BIT FUZZIER, LAST HOUR IS SOME INSANE FINAL HALLUCINATION

Fish:
Imagine a real feeling of "the universe really hates you" through debt and through angering the universe... like EVERY SPELL SEEMS TO FAIL, EVERY MOVE SOMETHING JUMPS FROM BEHIND A TREE, EVERY SINGLE THING THAT GOES WRONG DOES, EXTRA CURSES, EXTRA DISEASES, PITFALLS...

Augusto:
YOU GOT COLLECT A APPLE FROM A TREE AND IT GROWS LARGER, THEN YOU GIVE UP AND IT GROWS BACK TO THE NORMAL SIZE

Fish:
this is so good and it only happens when you are starving, and you can literally see the tree struggling, maybe it literally makes a groaning noise... UUUUUURRRRGHHHHH

Augusto:
lmao

Fish:
You go round the orchad and they just all do it, THE WHOLE FOREST IS JUST HOWLING, CONSPIRING TO KILL YOU then when you die their roots just creep over and suck your corpse

Augusto:
WITH THE GOD SYSTEM, SOME OF THEM COULD TALK SECRETLY TO THE LEADER OF THE TRIBES, AND ASK THEM TO SACRIFICE THE WHOLE TRIBE FOR THEM FOR POWER, WHEN YOU ARE SACRIFICED YOU ARE BANNED FOREVER

Fish:
level 100 there is a 90% chance of being permanently banned, 10% chance of becoming a god, and to become a god you have to have committed a ridiculous array of sins, so you can only achieve it by outplaying the noobs and the game's brutal bad luck AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

Fish:
every reward is something bad, you get a bonus for committing one of each recognized sin, a skill tree based purely on ruining the experience of others players: "100 insults" "100 spawnkills" "100 typekills" "100 kill steals" "steal a boss you couldn't have defeated"

Augusto:
SO GOOD

Fish:
so a level 50 against 5 level 8's... he could ban them all, and there would be little tribes set up that work together to kick people out, maybe you get 1000 of their gold as well

Augusto:
IN THE GAME IT SHOULD BE HARD TO BUILD AND GAIN THINGS BUT EASY TO DESTROY AND CONTRIBUTE TO COSMOLOGICAL CATASTROPHES, IMAGINE BEING A NOOB EASILY CONTRIBUTING TO A LVL 50'S DECAY

Fish:
THIS IS IT... THIS IS BASICALLY LIFE... THE POINTLESS STRUGGLE AGAINST THE INCREASING ENTROPY, IN SOME CRAZY COMPLICATED WAY IT WILL BE AN ENDORSEMENT OF CONSERVATISM

Augusto:
lmao
maybe to not be so in your face, instead of a hint it should be when it's raining, and out of 20 THUNDERS 1 WILL TRY TO STRIKE A PLAYER

Augusto:
I WOULD LOVE THIS IN A LONG ASS RPG FILLED WITH CONTENT, IT WOULD BE THE FUNNIEST THING EVER, THE WHOLE GAME IS DEFINITION OF TRAGICOMEDY, IMAGINE IF YOU COULD SETUP YOUR OWN VILLAGE AFTER ACQUIRING A LOT OF WEALTH AND LEVELS AND IT BURNS ENTIRELY ALONG WITH WHERE YOU WERE STORING MONEY BECAUSE OF A KITCHEN ACCIDENT

Fish:
True
Like it is really serious the rest of the time

Augusto:
IMAGINE IF YOU CAN GET ARRESTED, AND THERE'S LITTLE YOU CAN DO, YOUR ACCOUNT IS JUST STUCK IN PRISON FOR A UNDEFINED AMOUNT OF TIME, YOU LIKELY ONLY BREAK OUT BECAUSE KINGDOMS AND VILLAGES TEND TO FALL APART AND BE REBUILT QUICKLY IN THIS EPIC SETTING... OR MAYBE OTHER PLAYERS ATTACK WITH MINIONS OR WHATEVER

Fish:
Imagine every 30 minutes a hint appears "TIME FOR AN EVENT... A RANDOM PLAYERS GETS EXPLODED FOR NO REASON LOL! ITS GOING TO BE... THEMEOWMEOWCAT! LOL! ALSO HE LOSES 1000 GOLD, EVERYONE MAKE FUN OF HIM LOL XD

Fish:
Imagine titles...
"noob harasser"
Kill Stealer: +50% damage if enemy has less than 10% health
Spawnkiller: +100% damage near a spawn
Abuser: +50% damage to players under level 10

Fish:
LIKE IT COLLECTS YOUR MOST FREQUENT SIN AND YOU ARE IDENTIFIED BY IT
Imagine all these features in one game... this class system, the bounty, the random bounty, the "banned at level 28 for no reason LOL XD", the hard reset thing, etc.
JUST THE WORST GAME OF ALL TIME, IT WOULD HAVE SUCH AN UNPLEASANT, UNWHOLESOME ATMOSPHERE, LIKE IT WOULD BE WELL KNOWN THE GAME IS RUN BY A SADIST THAT REWARDS SADISM, IT WOULD JUST BE SADISTS ABUSING EACHOTHER WHEN THEY HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY, PRAYING THE MERCILESS GOD DOES NOT PUNISH THEM NEXT

Augusto:
WHILE IN DEBT PLAYERS WILL GET AS TWICE AS POINTS FROM YOU, LIKE 20% AND YOU WILL GET IN EVEN FURTHER DEBT AND IN DEBT EVERYTHING IS HARDER, THERE'S CONSTANT HITMEN LOOKING FOR YOU, HOSTILES ARE MORE HATEFUL AND TARGET YOU MORE OFTEN, THE GAME'S GUI ARE CONSTANTLY HARASSING YOU, MAYBE YOU GET SENT TO CLASS "PARASITE"

Fish:
Imagine... imagine I PERSONALLY MESSAGE YOU IF YOU HAVE A MASSIVE DEBT... LIKE YOU GET A PERSONALIZED MESSAGE "YOU SUCK..."