Recent reviews by TastyZero

Very funni. A lot of heart and sillyness was put into this and it shows. The kind of humor I enjoy.

I just finished Unbeatable. Probably THE WORST pace in storytelling history, the story is all over the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ place, nothing really makes sense, it is A MESS. Like, REALLY important details of the story are just brushed off at the end of it and I was like "This would be really important in context to know more about what the hell is going on!"

All that said, I loved it. It's a mess, but a mess crafted with love and care, it OOZES passion for what it strives to be and his messaging, and I respect the hell out of it. The art style is fantastic, the visuals are breath taking, the music is PEAK, probably the best original scores I've heard in a while.

I love to hate it, and I love to love it, it was a game that my life needed right now and I'm thankful for the team for having created such a neat little cool thing here. 100% worth it.

To everyone in need of a little shake-up, or an alternative to Overwatch, here's something fun.

Es todo lo que siempre quisiste.

For the dollar I payed for this, was a little fun time waster. And if you are wondering about censorship, you are not missing much out, just some nipples.

If you want to be surprised and amazed at how clever and funny a "walking simulator" could be, give this great game a try.

This has to be the most poorly designed game I have played in a while. and I hate the fact that I have to hate this game, because the premise is fun and the dev sense of humour is great, and also I backed this game in Kickstarter, but I can't recommend it to anybody.

I love exploring in this kind of titles, but the Stamine system ruins the whole fun of running around and discovering new things, because absolutely everything you do uses stamine and if you run out of it you start getting hurt just by running, something that shouldn't happen in an open game. This wouldn't be a problem because you cain regain health and stamine by eating food, mushrooms and defeating enemies, but what is even the point if those things rarely appear in the game?

In the same vein, the "Intelligence" system is so frustrating. I'm so happy to find something new to eat to level up my character, just to discover that I'm so stupid that I can't even touch it. There's absolutely nothing to point me towards how getting more intelligence, and even if it were, there is NOTHING in this huge overworld for me to gain more XP or Intelligence. Is painfully frustrating discovering great stuff that you can't even read or grab.

And I know this is a "joke game", but what is wrong with the animals balance? How in the bloody hell a freaking RAT obliterated me? I'M A BEAR.

As I said, I really wanted to like and love this game, but I'm not masochist enough to be running around the same places over and over again with no stamina, no strenght and no intelligence, and no elements to get more of those anywhere to be seen. I guess I'll try to fight enemies with my valves or eating off my hats to not starve to death. Hopefully this things will get patched out in the near future, and if so, then I would gladly rejoin the adventure of exploring and recommend it to some friends, but in the state that is right now, yeah, it's playable, but absolutely not enjoyable.

This is addictive, my feet hurt, send help.

The music is cool, I guess.

This game had so much potential. The concept is good, the art is trippy, the music selection is cool, but is unplayable, and in multiple ways.

Just minutes after purchasing was suffering of random crashes in the middle of a cutscene or song while playing and had to do multiple restarts of the app. Not to mention, the game has a really off timing. Yeah, sure, you can get "used to it" but it doesn't feel fair and no other quality rhythm game out there forces you to play like that, hell, I'd be better playing without any audio!

As a seasoned veteran in all things DDR, PIU, beatmania, Guitar Hero and stuff, this was really a dissapointment, most of all coming from cool guys like Zen Studios, who I love for they pinball games. Next time, better put a sync button on the options or something, don't force people to play your way, make the game fluid, like it should. For now, it's an unplayable disaster and you would have much more fun playing Stepmania for free on your PC.

Enjoy the money Zen, you don't deserve it.