● 7k MMR
● 10lvl Faceit
● 2.1k Elo FIDE
● Top 100 Discord kitten
● Professional Gambler
● Ranked Gas-Lighting Enjoyer
● Unbeatable Wife Beater
● Cyber-Bullying Expert
● The Man Who Sold The World
● American Eagle Burger Institute founder
● PhD In Trash Talking
● Connoisseur Of Conspiracy Theories
● Guru Of Ghosting
● Emperor Of Empty Promises
● Verified Victim Blamer
● Baron of Blame Shifting
● Overlord of Double Standards
● Master Architect of Strawmen
● Nobel Prize in Mental Gymnastics
● God of Whataboutism
● 9/11 Executor
● ISIS Founder