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I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” that’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in all our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we be friends.
Also DEAR ALL WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
Part 1. I just did my daily jackoff ☺️ to my impostor body pillow, 😱 but when I came, 👻 I started floating, 😱 and think I got teleported into the skeld. 😮 I swear for a second I felt the imposter's strong hands grip my asscheeks.🤤 🍑 🍑 I immediately was transported back to earth, 😭 and I instantly got on all fours on my bed naked, 🤪 as you would, and started screaming in my best efforts to summon the imposter 💪
“IM READY ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME ♥♥♥♥ ME PLEASE DADDY IMPOSTER”
I was so close to feeling the imposters sweet ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of me 🤤 but then my NAZI RACIST mother came in and beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of me. 😔😒🙁☹️
She then said I was going to a magical place called the “mental asylum” 🤔 I’m not too sure where that dimension is located but it sounds EPIC 😮
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The listing follows
- 1x Double Sided Monster Dragon Dildo (20") $160.99
- 10x CCTV Footage of Local Playground and Preschool $159.99
- 12x Magnum condoms (XXXS) $24.45
- 500x Pfizer Viagra 100mg $500
- 5x ♥♥♥♥ Lengthening Pills $30
- 5x ♥♥♥♥ Moulding kits $150.99
- 1x Durex Lubricant 50gal $638.99
- 1x 240 Volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 Plus blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection pouch, together with built-in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system $2,389.95
- 1x How to ♥♥♥♥ Your Dragon DVD Porn Film. $16.99
- 5x Pedophile ♥♥♥ Soaked Speedos (Soaked at your local Preschool) $50.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
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