Two agents, one KGB one CIA, meet for a friendly drink in a bar:
"I have to admit, I'm always so impressed by Soviet propaganda. You really know how to get people worked up," the CIA agent says.
"Thank you," the KGB agent says. "We do our best but truly, it's nothing compared to American propaganda. Your people believe everything your state media tells them."
The CIA agent drops his drink in shock and disgust. "Thank you friend, but you must be confused... There's no propaganda in America."
"Exactly."

It's chewsday innit bruv

We have a really gorgeous bike, don't we?

Nah, only got the plankton

ew

Imagine being french

Why did the French ghost smell so bad? Because he was covered in sheet

It is genuinely demonic how the corporate lobby for Big Sodomy managed to commandeer the rainbow as its symbol

cheeky

Imagine getting your bike stolen by a poor man

So I was at the store buying some frozen pizza, some pop tarts and some fruit. The cashier looks at me and goes:
'You must be single,'
'Oh, how did you know that?'
'Because you're ugly'

I just found out that LGBTs are aliens pretending to be human and manipulating us...

Be Aware, Be Alert, Protect Yourself

Cool and Normal!™

He turned himself into a pickle! The funniest ♥♥♥♥♥ i've ever seen

He's so blind he falls up the stairs

Vacuums the porksword of a person who enjoys licking their computer for a living