My grandfather fell of a 50ft ladder the other day, good thing it was only the second step.

After a good game in Tick Tak Toe, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great chats and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he's gay. Don't trust this guy

suck my toes