Recent reviews by Sasstronaut

I need Kojima to be in charge of directing every fight cutscene in games from now until the end of time. 10/10 Help the pizza man.

Playing this game has the same feeling of being given a warm cup of hot cocoa by your mother while bundled up in front of the fire on a winter evening. It's warm, cozy, and filled with love. I have played many simulation games, but few have as much soul as this one. It is early access at the time of this review, but I don't get the half-baked early access feel from it. I genuinely recommend picking this game up, especially if you enjoy games like the two point series.

As a long time fan of the two-point series, this edition has really polished everything that made the series great. They went with quality over quantity in terms of levels this time. Plus, with all the levels being part of a larger organization, it prevents you from just binging a single lever for a couple hours to max out the stars. Each level is unique with it's own story, guests, and mechanics. All around a fun game that I dont think I am going to run out of things to do anytime soon.

Please Sean, we have money!! We can buy DLC!! We forgive you!!

So. Many. Cards.

I first played this game almost a year ago. It was cute, but there wasn't much to it yet. The devs have added so much over the past year so I picked it up again. It's very pleasant and reminds me of Stardew Valley. If you enjoy that game, I think you'd enjoy this one. I hope the devs continue to add more and more to this game :)

I have never been a fan of the Harry Potter books or movies, but I am thoroughly enjoying this game. I am proof you don't need to know anything about Harry Potter to enjoy a world full of magic and adventure.

Kill the crab :)

World's greatest "Hmmm..." simulator. 13/10.

This game is absolutely fantastic as time has gone by they have made better camera angles, added new cars and upgraded the psychs. Definitely under priced, worth they money. Super simple and very fun game. Always a goto game when playing online. Can be played on any computer no matter how slow the processor is. Could use more maps, but all together its a very well made game.