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364.1 hrs on record
This is hands-down one of the greatest, if not THE greatest Virtual Tabletop. From playing card games with people across the world to saving our DND group during COVID, Tabletop Simulator has emerged as not only the foundation for the virtual tabletop "genre" but its undisputed champ. For what this program offers, I would've easily paid 5x the price. Even with limited scripting knowledge, I've found the already built-in functions the service provides to be perfect, and they only got better with time (especially some of the fun functions introduced for tabletop roleplay, like Fog of War).
Posted 1 January.
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0.6 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
When it works, it's enjoyable.

Otherwise, it seems the only Magical Mixture this game is all about is the mixture of terrible optimization and steamy, nutty brown horse 💩.

But if you're looking for a "Computer Crash Simulator," this is the perfect game.
Posted 15 October, 2024.
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4.4 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
An absolute buggy mess. I haven't seen this many repeated crashes since CNN ran that 24/7 news story on Prince Diana's death. Early Access my a**. This game is so underdeveloped that Texas is trying to fight for its rights to live.

Enshrouded in Bad Code. 0/10.
Posted 28 January, 2024.
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3.4 hrs on record
I think this is as close as I have ever been to playing a painting. I've yet to meet a video game that offered an unparalleled level of quality and entertainment like Bioshock Infinite--until now. From the beginning to the end, the characters pulled me from the screen and into their impressive stories. With not even a single word spoken in English, these characters spoke more to me than anything I've played in years. I won't even dare post a single word about its storyline--to do so would be to rob you of a one of a kind experience. An absolute masterpiece.

10/10.
Posted 24 June, 2014.
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